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God Asked Me What Do You Want A Million Dollar, Or A True Friend??like The One Reading Msg... I Said Million Dollar!! Be Practical Yaar! Mil Ke Udayenge Na!!!...

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Steve: Bill, Could I Ask You To Preserve My 10'000'000$? Bill: Why Are You Whispering, Steve... Bill: ...poverty Is Not Ashaming.

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A Man Was Telling His Neighbor, “i Just Bought A New Hearing Aid. It Cost Me Four Thousand Dollars, But It’s State Of The Art. It’s Perfect.”“really,” Answered ...

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Teacher Asked, If U Have 10 Dollars And Ur Father Gave U Another 10 Dollars, How Much Will U Have Now? Jeremy Replied, Still 10 Dollars. Teacher Puzzled, Oh.....

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A Man Is Talking To God. The Man: God, How Long Is A Million Years? God: To Me, It's About A Minute. The Man: God, How Much Is A Million Dollars? God: To ...

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One Night A Lucky Star Dropped On Earth And Asked Me, What I Want -- A Million Dollar / A True Frnd, Like U? I Choose A Million Dollar. Because I Already Have A...

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The Time Since I Have Met U, I Have Realised That A Friend Like U Is Worth Million Dollars... So If U Dont Mind................. Can I Sell You?...

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Girl: Mom, I Earned $10 Today Coz A Guy Said If I Climbed Up A Tree He Will Pay Me Tht. Mom: Omg, He Wanted To See Ur Panty! Girl Replied Smartly: Haha..don't...

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A Lovely Star Dropped On Earth One Night. Asked Me U Want A Million Dollar Or A Good Friend? I Choosen To Have Million Dollars. . . . Because I Already Have You...

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Why Is A Woman 20.000 $ Worth And A Man Only 2$? A Woman Has A Milk Factory, A Mussel Farm And A Sawmill A Man A Sausage, 2 Bitterballs And A Little Pot Of Mayo...

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A Man Walked Into A Lawyer's Office And Inquired About The Rates. Fifty Dollars For Three Questions, Replied The Lawyer. Isn't That Awfully Steep? Asked The M...

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A Genius Is A Prson Who Can Do Anythng By $1 Wat Any Fool Cn Do By $100as Sch V Cmplete Syllabus In 1 Day, Wat Lecturers Try In 1 Year...hi! Gm.

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Billgates Gav3 5$ Tip To The Waiter. Waiter: Sir, Yesterdy Ur Son Gav 50$ Tip U Gave Only 5$? Billgates: He Is The Son Of Millionaire, I M The Son Of Farmer...

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What Is It When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman? Sexual Harassment. What Is It When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man? $3.99 A Minute....

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Innkeeper: The Room Is $15. A Night. It's $5. If You Make Your Own Bed. Guest: I'll Make My Own Bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll Get You Some Nails And Wood....

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I Bet You $40 You're Gonna Turn Me Down.

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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100 -as Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !...

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So You Have A $60,000 Car ...we're Impressed. We Have $150,000 Corn Pickers Driven Only 3 Weeks A Year. They Are Cattle.live Steaks.smell Funny To You.smell Li...

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Wife:what Is 10 Years With Me? Husband:a Second. Wife:what Is $1000 For Me? Husband:a Coin. Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin. Husband:wait A Second...

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U Have $300 U Lost $50 Then Found $30 But Bought 5 Candies For $0.50 And Gave A Dollar To A Kid Relax! Now, My Question... How Are You? Xd...

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Daughter:- Mom That Man Give Me 10$ To Climb That Tree Mom:-stupid He Wants To See Ur Panty! Daughter:- I Am Clever I Didn't Wear Any Of Them..

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$weet Things Are Ea$y 2 Buy, $weet Words Are Ea$y 2 $ay, But $weet People Like U, Are Dificult 2 Find... May Ur Whole Life B A$ Swt As U. $weet Gud Aft...

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The Time Since I Have Met U, I Have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million Dollars So, If U Dont Mind Can I Sell You?

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. . Wife:what Is 10 Years With Me? . Husband:a Second. . Wife:what Is $1000 For Me? . Husband:a Coin. Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin. . Husband:wait A Second...

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I Just Want 2 Billion Dollars In My Bank Account, So I Can Pay My Debts And Don't Just Drown... Hey Hey, I Wanna Be A Rock Star! :d

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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Collage Teacher:if Anyone Is Caught In The Girls Dorm Once Its A Fine Of $100 ... If They Are Caught Twice $250 And Three Costs $400! Random Male Studant: How ...

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A Husband Won A Million Dollar Prize , He Ran To His Wife Extremely Happy : I Won 1 Million Dollars .. His Wife Had A Heart Attack And Died That Moment .. The...

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I Look Into My Pocket..i Have 1 Dollar Dat's All!..i Open My Purse,i Saw 50 Cent, So Sad! Then I Peep Into My Heart, Wow! I Am So Rich..why? B'coz I Have You..o...

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An Arab To A Passing By Prostitute: How Much? Prostitute: 100$ On The Bed, 50$ On The Sofa, 20$ On The Grass. He Hands Her A 100$ Note. Prostitute: You're A G...

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I Bet You $40 You're Gonna Turn Me Down.

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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do Wid $1 What A Fool Does Wid $100-just As V Complete Our Syllabus In 1 Day And Our Teachers Try In 1 Yr. We Rock!!!!!!

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A Lucky Star Dropped On The Earth 1 Night It Asked Me What Did I Want A Million Dollars Or A True Friend I Choose A Million Dollars Becoz I Already Have U

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's $3.95 Per Minute.

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A 30 Yr Old Man,sitting On A Bench,with His Audi A8 Him,having 30,000$,checkbook Of Swiss Accounts With Tears In His Eyes Coz He's Seeing Young Guys On Another ...

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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Joe Came Home From School And Saidi Have Good News Dad, Remember You Said You Would Give Me $20 If I Passed My Maths Test?dad Nodded Joe Then Said Well Guess Wh...

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A Lady Says To The Psychiatrist, I Think I Might Be A Nymphomaniac. He Says, I'll See What I Can Do To Help You. My Fee Is Eighty Dollars An Hour. She Says, How...

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Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, An Honest Lawyer And An Old Drunk Are Walking Down The Street Together When They Simultaneously Spot A Hundred Dollar Bill. Who Ge...

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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100 -as Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!...

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