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A Lovely Star Dropped On Earth One Night. Asked Me U Want A Million Dollar Or A Good Friend? I Choosen To Have Million Dollars. . . . Because I Already Have You...

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On A Rainy Day, A Man Was Stnding Wid A Book 4 Sale. A Yng Man Cme N He Bght D Bok For 100$. Man Said Dont Open Last Page Of This Othrwse Ull Face Prblm He...

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. But When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's $3.95 Per Minute.

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A Man Was Telling His Neighbor, “i Just Bought A New Hearing Aid. It Cost Me Four Thousand Dollars, But It’s State Of The Art. It’s Perfect.”“really,” Answered ...

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Once In A Lifetime Opportunity For All Manchester United Fans! The Trophy You Won In 1968, 1999 And 2008 Is Permanently On Display On In The Liverpool Fc Trophy...

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Wife:what Is 10 Years With Me? Husband:a Second. Wife:what Is $1000 For Me? Husband:a Coin. Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin. Husband:wait A Second...

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Collage Teacher:if Anyone Is Caught In The Girls Dorm Once Its A Fine Of $100 ... If They Are Caught Twice $250 And Three Costs $400! Random Male Studant: How ...

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A Man Is Talking To God. The Man: God, How Long Is A Million Years? God: To Me, It's About A Minute. The Man: God, How Much Is A Million Dollars? God: To ...

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's $3.95 Per Minute.

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Do You Want To Have S*x With Me? For $50! Please Please Please....i Really Need The Money!

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$weet Things Are Ea$y 2 Buy, $weet Words Are Ea$y 2 $ay, But $weet People Like U, Are Dificult 2 Find. May Ur Whole Life B A$ Swt As U. $weet Good Afte...

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Billgates Gav3 5$ Tip To The Waiter. Waiter: Sir, Yesterdy Ur Son Gav 50$ Tip U Gave Only 5$? Billgates: He Is The Son Of Millionaire, I M The Son Of Farmer...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating $.10, Hug $.20, Kiss $.30, Love $.50. But You Dont Worry, Flirting Is Still Free

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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A Husband Won A Million Dollar Prize , He Ran To His Wife Extremely Happy : I Won 1 Million Dollars .. His Wife Had A Heart Attack And Died That Moment .. The...

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A Man Walked Into A Lawyer's Office And Inquired About The Rates. Fifty Dollars For Three Questions, Replied The Lawyer. Isn't That Awfully Steep? Asked The M...

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Why Is A Woman 20.000 $ Worth And A Man Only 2$? A Woman Has A Milk Factory, A Mussel Farm And A Sawmill A Man A Sausage, 2 Bitterballs And A Little Pot Of Mayo...

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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100 -as Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!...

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Client: Can You Tell Me What Your Fees Are? Lawyer: Certainly. I Charge 250$ To Answer Three Questions. Client: That Is A Bit Steep, Isnt It? Lawyer: Yes, No...

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A 30 Yr Old Man,sitting On A Bench,with His Audi A8 Him,having 30,000$,checkbook Of Swiss Accounts With Tears In His Eyes Coz He's Seeing Young Guys On Another ...

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I Wish God Made Me Sms, So That I Can Reach To U In 5 Sec... Will Cost U Nothing... You Will Read Me... And I Could See U Smiling... Which Is Worth A Million Fo...

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The Time Since I Have Met U, I Have Realised That A Friend Like U Is Worth Million Dollars... So If U Dont Mind................. Can I Sell You?...

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Innkeeper: The Room Is $15. A Night. It's $5. If You Make Your Own Bed. Guest: I'll Make My Own Bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll Get You Some Nails And Wood....

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Steve: Bill, Could I Ask You To Preserve My 10'000'000$? Bill: Why Are You Whispering, Steve... Bill: ...poverty Is Not Ashaming.

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I Bet You $40 You're Gonna Turn Me Down.

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Daughter:- Mom That Man Give Me 10$ To Climb That Tree Mom:-stupid He Wants To See Ur Panty! Daughter:- I Am Clever I Didn't Wear Any Of Them..

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$weet Things Are Ea$y 2 Buy, $weet Words Are Ea$y 2 $ay, But $weet People Like U, Are Dificult 2 Find... May Ur Whole Life B A$ Swt As U. $weet Gud Aft...

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Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, An Honest Lawyer And An Old Drunk Are Walking Down The Street Together When They Simultaneously Spot A Hundred Dollar Bill. Who Ge...

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. . Wife:what Is 10 Years With Me? . Husband:a Second. . Wife:what Is $1000 For Me? . Husband:a Coin. Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin. . Husband:wait A Second...

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One Night A Lucky Star Dropped On Earth And Asked Me, What I Want -- A Million Dollar / A True Frnd, Like U? I Choose A Million Dollar. Because I Already Have A...

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A Lucky Star Dropped On Earth One Night, It Asked Me What Did I Want: A Million Dollar Or A True Friend? I Had To Choose A Million Dollar Cause I Already Have Y...

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U Have $300 U Lost $50 Then Found $30 But Bought 5 Candies For $0.50 And Gave A Dollar To A Kid Relax! Now, My Question... How Are You? Xd...

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Innkeeper:the Room Is $15. A Night. It's $5. If You Make Your Own Bed. Guest: I'll Make My Own Bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll Get You Some Nails And Wood....

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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100 -as Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !...

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A Lucky Star Dropped On Earth One Night. It Asked Me What Did I Want? A Million Dollar Or A True Brother I Had To Choose A Million Dollar Because I Already Have...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: There Was A Man Who Lost A Hundred Dollar Bill. Teacher: That's Nice. Were You Helping Him Look For It? Student: No. I Wa...

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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One Day A Lucky Star Drop On Earth It Did Ask Me : What U Need?a Smart,lovely,good,s**y Girl Or A Million Dollar. I Replied :i Need A Million Dollar! Because I ...

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I Just Want 2 Billion Dollars In My Bank Account, So I Can Pay My Debts And Don't Just Drown... Hey Hey, I Wanna Be A Rock Star! :d

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So You Have A $60,000 Car ...we're Impressed. We Have $150,000 Corn Pickers Driven Only 3 Weeks A Year. They Are Cattle.live Steaks.smell Funny To You.smell Li...

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