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Q: Whats The Difference Between Gud Bad Gals? A: Gud Gals Loosen A Few Buttons When Its Hot, Bad Gals Make It Hot By Loosening A Few Buttons

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Wats D Height Of Hope?? It Is: Sittin In D Exam Hall, Holdin D Question Paper In Hand N Tellin Ur Self Dude,dnt Worry. Exams Wil Get Postponed!:p...

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Santa Gose 2 A Library And Asks A Book 'psyco-the-rapist' The Librarian Searches 4 A While Cums Back Slaps Says Idiot,the Book Is Called Psycotherapist

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Boyfriend: Do You Think My Salary Is Sufficient For You? Funny Girlfriend: It Is Sufficient For Me, But How Will You Survive? :p

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. Q: Why Doesnt Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman? . . . A: Because As Per Law You Cannot Be Punished Twice For The Same Offense!...

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Museum Watchman: That's A 500 Year Old Statue You Have Broken. Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I Thought It Was A New One..

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Dont Love Someone Like A Flower, Because A Flower Dies In Season.. Love Them Like A River, Because A River Flows Forever..:)

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above Dirty...

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Loading The Babe Meter..... 5 17 26 57 78 99 100 Complete Processing Data.. Analysis Complete U R A 100 Gorgeous Babe...

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The Heart, Which Does Not Believe In Love, The Heart Of Cool

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Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I Know, That Is Too Much For U, So Here Is A Shortcut... Just Think About Me!...

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, What To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Your Hands In Between Your Zip.. Take Out Your... Book From Your Bag And Study

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Luv Is An Illusion! Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted Ppl.. . . . . . . Ppl Wid Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting -)...

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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far.

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Why Did The Tomato Turn Red? It Saw The Salad Dressing!

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A D V I S E -=- Of The -=- -=- D A Y -=- F L I R T ... B U T B E A L E R T... =p Xd

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Girl: What's U'r Age? Boy: 20. What's U'r Age? Girl: 20. Boy: So, Come With Me? Girl: For What? Boy: For Plaqying 20-20!!!

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. . Love+ship= Titanic . . Dinosar+forest= Jurasic Park . . Arnold+gun= Terminator . . U+ur Smile= The Mummy Returns...

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How Can U Guess D Words? 1)boo_s 2)_ _ndom 3)f_ _k 4)pu_s_ 6)s_x Ans:1)books 2)random 3)fork 4)pants 5)pulse 6)six U Got All 6 Wrongs.right?...

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After 100 Years........guess Wat Will B The Years Called ...... ....a.r B.r(after Rajini Before Rajini)...

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Q:wat Is Love? * * * * A: Love Is Wen Someone Breaks Your Heart N D Most Amazing Thing Is Tat U Still Love Them With Every Broken Piece....

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us. :p

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Engineering Is So Easy... Just Like, Walkin In The Park And... Park Is Like . . . . . . . . . . Jurassic Park.. :-d

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A Brilliant Student In Exam- Prbm:prove Dat Lhs=rhs, (2x+9y)*10x/3y+6x=9x+6 Student:multiply Withzeroon Both Sides. Lhs=rhs! Hence Proved.-)

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Friendship Doesn't Happen With Special People, People Become Special After Becoming Friends Moral? V All R Born Ordinary, Our Friends Made Us Special...

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Any Man Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing A Pretty Girl Is Simply Not Giving The Kiss The Attention It Deserves.

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Very Nice Lines:- If She Was In My Heart, I Could Forget Her.. But, If She Is My Heart, How Could I Forget Her.....

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It Starts Wid F...?ends Wid ...k?it Has 4letter N Wen Not Available A Man Uses His Hand! God! Its A Fork.....but I Like Da Way U Think.

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Sardar Ji: Why Have You Increased Speed Of Car? Laloo: Break Has Failed. We Should Reach Home Before Accident...

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This Is A Message From A Friend To A Friend For A Friend To Be A Friend So That A Friend Remains A Friend Of A Friend Who Is A Friend Forever....

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Drunk Man In Cinema Hall With Gf. Suddenly Shouted Loudly Where Is My P_nis, Where's My P_nis. Girl- Shut Up, U B******d Ur Hand Is In My Underwear....!!...

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Boy- Make Road From India To Usa. God- Its Very Tough, Ask Something Else Boy- Make Girls Love Only 1 Boy Sincerely God- U Want Single R Double Road 2 Usa?...

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John:ur Secretary Very S*x*y Tom:thax,its Robot From Japan.name Flora If U Squ Right Brea*st It Take Notes And If U Squ Left ,type I Will Lend It 2 U For A Day ...

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Ur Msgs R Like A Girl's Period, Comes Once A Month For 3-4days Disappears. But My Msgs R Like A Man's Sperms That Come Daily Or Twice A Day. So Msg Like A Man....

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A Nursery Student Explaining Love Love Is Like Susu In Da Pent, Otherz Can Only See It, But Only U Can Feel It. Spreading Slowly All Over..!!...

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Pure Heart Is The Greattest Temple In The World So Dont Miss That Pure Heart

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In Usa Every Edison's Bithday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins. But In India Due To Over Respect, We Celebrate It Daily For 6-8 Hours India Rocks...

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Teacher : How Do U Write 55? Student : I Dont Know.. Teacher : Write 5 And Beside It Another 5! The Student Wrote 5 And Stopped. Teacher : What Are You Wait...

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Boy N Girl Wer Playing Ludo Boy : If 1,2,3,4,5 Comes Then I'll Kiss U. Gal : Wat? If 6 Comes Then ? Boy : Didnt U Ever Played Ludo ? 6 Comes Then Again My Ch...

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