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Q: Hear About The Terrorist That Hijacked A 747 Full Of Lawyers?a: He Threatened To Release One Every Hour If His Demands Weren’t Met....

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Chinese To Arab: I Have 10 Children, One More I Will Have My Own Football Team. Arab: I Have 17 Wives, One More I Will Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Hol...

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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Every Morning Is The Symbol Of Rebirth Of Our Life,so Forget All Yesterday's Bad Movements Make Today Beautiful.. Good Morning

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Why Do The Taliban Wear Robes? . . . . . . . Cuz A Goat Can Hear A Zipper A Mile Away.

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World History Five Kings Human Life: . 1) Smo-king 2) Drin-king 3) Lic-king 4) Suc-king . . Of Course His Majesty... . 5) Fuc-king!!!...

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him.son:hey Mom I Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:hum Eat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho... Kuch Nahi Yaar Bas Aapki Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi!

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Sorry For Late Reply. Actually Police Arrestd Me For Killing A Girl.., I Didnt Kill Her I Just Askd 'wil U Marry Me? Silly Girl Died Of Over Joy.!:-)...

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Usa Vs India Power Usa-10000 Nuclear Weapons... 60000 Army 10000 Tanks 12000 Airforce 3000 Ships India- Rajnikanth And Chulbul Pandey..... Yo...

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave........

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Every Tear Is A Sign Of Brokenness, Every Silence Is Sign Of Lonliness, Every Smile Is Sign Of Kindness, Every Sms Is Sign Of Remembrance. Miss You Always....

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Last Night , Thinking Of You, One Tear Rolled Out, I Asked Why Are You Out? Tear Said There Is Someone So Beautiful In Your Eyes, Now There Is No Place For Me.

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Besharmo,tumhe Jaan K Khushi Hogiki Aaj Humare Pados Me Shadi Haaa K Paise Loot Lo Or Recharge Kara K Msg Bhejojaldi Karo Barat Jane Wali Hai...

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So To Feel The Patriotism And Dedications Of Those Sacrifice That Our Freedom Fighters Made, Here Are Some Of The Wishes That Will Enlighten This Spirit In You....

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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Nobody Will Ever Win The Battle Of The Sexes. There's Too Much Fraternizing With The Enemy.

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Real Fact Of Millennium Whenever U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore, It''ll Surely Hit . . . A Dog Or An Engineer....!!!!!...

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Would Roll Down Onto Ur Lips. But If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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The 2 Most Dangerous Weapons,,, In The World Other Than Nucler Bombs 1= A Gals ?????s.smileand 2=a Gals ??????s.tears....

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Read It Carefuly: Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Today.but Today Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today. Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.

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I'm At The Police Station. Police Caught Me Filed A Case Against Me. Possession Of Good Looks I'm Doomed! Need Someone Ugly 2 Bail Me Out So Hurry Up!

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Tension Is When Wife Is Pregnant! Terror: When Girlfriend Is Pregnant! Horror: When Both R Pregnant! Tragedy: When U R Not Responsible 4 Both!...

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Teacher- What Do U Mean By Terrorist? Student- Terrorist Is A Tourist,they Come From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country

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Cpt. Miller: Control, Lads, Control!!!!! Soldiers: Wtf...? Cpt. Miller: Ummm... I Mean 'get Down!!!!'

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There Are No Weapons Of Mass Destruction In Iraq. Rajinikanth Lives In Chennai. Rajinikanth Kills Harry Potter In The Eighth Book.

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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There Were 2 Fish In A Tank, And One Fish Said To The Other Fish, Do You Have A Clue How To Drive This Thing

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I M At Police Station. The Police Caught Me Filed A Case Against Me Of Possession Of Good Looks . I M Doomed, Need Some Ugly Monkey 2 Bail Me Out , Where R U?...

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Love Is Like War ... Easy To Start ... Difficult To End ... Impossible To Forget...

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Japanese Prime Minister: Give Me Bihar For 3 Years, We Will It Into Japan. Laloo: Give Me Japan For 3 Months, I Will Turn It Into Bihar.

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Cool Female T-shirt Quotes : - More Enjoyment Per Litre - Weapons Of Mass Destruction - For Sale - Now More Tastier And Healthier - Handle With Care - Tasted By...

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Holding On To Anger Is Like Grasping A Hot Coal With The Intent Of Throwing It At Someone Else; You Are The One Who Gets Burned.

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Teacher: Why Love Is Better Than War? . . Student: Because Condoms Are Available At Cheaper Rates Than Weapons.. .

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Santa: In All Aids Ads, They Talk Of Safe S*x. What Is Safe S*x? Banta: Oye, Safe S*x Is When Wife Is Out Of Town!

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