War Conflict Messages

Relationship Is Not The Thing To Hold 1's Hand When Thousands Are With You. But When Thousands Are Against You.

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Cpt. Miller: Control, Lads, Control!!!!! Soldiers: Wtf...? Cpt. Miller: Ummm... I Mean 'get Down!!!!'

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The Best Quote Of Advertisment Written In Front Of A Famous Beauty Parlour Don't Whistle At The Girl Going Out From Here She Might Be Your Grand Mother....

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Fact Everything Is Fair In Love And War. But I Suggest U To D War And Never Love. Because In War Either U Live Or Die. But In Love Neither U Live Nor U Die....

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity Tragedy Of Life....

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The Most Powerful Force In The Universe Often Comes From The Smallest Stars.

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Question: Why Do Men Wear Underwear? Answer: As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time. :-)...

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does :)...

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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Nobody Will Ever Win The Battle Of The Sexes. There's Too Much Fraternizing With The Enemy.

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... A Sign At A Petrol Pump ... Plz ... Don't Smoke Here .... Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!

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Fact Of Millennium Whnevr U Throw A Stone In D Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore,it'll Surely Hita Dog...or..an Engineer!

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Ju...

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During A War Warrior Shouted Against 3 Ladies Warrior: I Am Going To R*pe You All. Younger Lady: But Please Leave Our Grand Mother. Grand Mother: Shut Up, War...

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Today, Tommorow And Yesterday There Will Be One Heart That Would Always Beat For You You Know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!

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I Wanted To Be Tear To Be Born In Your Eyes, Cover Your Cheeks And Die On Your Lips .

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I'm A Muslim Kill Me N Call It A Mistake Imprison Me N Call It Security Measures Exile My Students N Masses N Call It Guilty Of Treason Rob My Rights,inva...

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A Lonely Tear Is Set Out Free, I’m Sitting Alone For All To See;you R Far Away, How Can It Be? My Heart Cries Out,” Come Back To Me!!”

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Relationship Is Not The Thing To Hold 1's Hand When Thousands Are With You. But When Thousands Are Against You.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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There R Many, Who R Ready To Cry When U Die...but The One Who Is Made 4 U Is The One Who Is Ready To Die When " U Cry"....

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Sorry For Late Reply. Actually Police Arrestd Me For Killing A Girl.., I Didnt Kill Her I Just Askd 'wil U Marry Me? Silly Girl Died Of Over Joy.!:-)...

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does

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Once Upon A Memory Someone Wiped Away A Tear Held Me Close And Loved Me, Thank You, Dear Mother .

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I Wish I'd Be A Tear In Your Eye To Roll Down Your Cheek And End Up With Your Lips But I Never Wish You'd Be A Tear In My Eye For I Would Lose You Every Time I ...

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. . During War A Soldier Sees 3 Enemy Girls And An Old Lady . . Soldier: I Want Revenge, Ill Fuc*k You All . Girl: Plz Leave The Old Lady . Old Lady: Shut Up! W...

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Just Go And Stand Before The Mirror And Smile.

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Every Morning Is The Symbol Of Rebirth Of Our Life,so Forget All Yesterday's Bad Movements Make Today Beautiful.. Good Morning

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Yo Mama Is So Dirty That Sadaam Hussain Tries To Import Her Bathwater With Chemical Weapons

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Would Roll Down To Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Would Never Cry As I Would Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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Each Drop Of A Tear Is Costly Than Anything In World. But,no One Knows Its Value Until They Have It In Their Own Eyes For Someone..........

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Taliban Taliban Yes Papa Explosive Your Bomb No Papa Telling Lie No Papa Open Your Jacket Thaaaa Thaaaaa Thaaaa........:)...

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Everytime When I Think U A Tear Rolls Down My Eyes I Ask The Tear Why R U Out The Tear Replied There Is Some One So Beautiful In Ur Eyes That There Is No Place ...

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Painful Lines By Rejected Lover- She Was Ready To Die When I Cry,. But Now She Is Not Even Ready To Cry When I Die.

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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A Priest And A Hindu Are Making Toast! The Priest Exclaims '' Look There's A Image Of Jesus In My Margarine'' The Hindu Replies '' I Cant Believe Its Not ...

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Chinese To Arab: I Have 10 Children, One More I Will Have My Own Football Team. Arab: I Have 17 Wives, One More I Will Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Hol...

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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