War Conflict Messages

Read It Carefuly: Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Today.but Today Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today. Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.

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Today, Tommorow And Yesterday There Will Be One Heart That Would Always Beat For You You Know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!

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I'm A Muslim Kill Me N Call It A Mistake Imprison Me N Call It Security Measures Exile My Students N Masses N Call It Guilty Of Treason Rob My Rights,inva...

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does

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Sometimes When I'm Angry I Have The Right To Be Angry, But That Doesn't Give Me The Right To Be Cruel.

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D Battle Of Life Isn't Ever Won By The 1 Who Is Most Talented,but...by The 1 Who Does Not Loose His Grip Over The Sword Till The Last Breath....

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Holding On To Anger Is Like Grasping A Hot Coal With The Intent Of Throwing It At Someone Else; You Are The One Who Gets Burned.

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Cpt. Miller: Control, Lads, Control!!!!! Soldiers: Wtf...? Cpt. Miller: Ummm... I Mean 'get Down!!!!'

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him.son:hey Mom I Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:hum Eat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)

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There R Many, Who R Ready To Cry When U Die...but The One Who Is Made 4 U Is The One Who Is Ready To Die When " U Cry"....

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Every Morning Is The Symbol Of Rebirth Of Our Life,so Forget All Yesterday's Bad Movements Make Today Beautiful.. Good Morning

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Q: Hear About The Terrorist That Hijacked A 747 Full Of Lawyers?a: He Threatened To Release One Every Hour If His Demands Weren’t Met....

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I Wonder If Luv Is Worth Fighting For, Den I Remember Ur Face I'm Ready For War.

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Question: Why Do Men Wear Underwear? Answer: As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time. :-)...

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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The World Needs Anger. The World Often Continues To Allow Evil Because It Isn't Angry Enough.

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Santa: In All Aids Ads, They Talk Of Safe S*x. What Is Safe S*x? Banta: Oye, Safe S*x Is When Wife Is Out Of Town!

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….

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Every Tear Is A Sign Of Brokenness, Every Silence Is Sign Of Lonliness, Every Smile Is Sign Of Kindness, Every Sms Is Sign Of Remembrance. Miss You Always....

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Relationship Is Not The Thing To Hold 1's Hand When Thousands Are With You. But When Thousands Are Against You.

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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Tension Is When Wife Is Pregnant! Terror: When Girlfriend Is Pregnant! Horror: When Both R Pregnant! Tragedy: When U R Not Responsible 4 Both!...

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If Ur In A War, Instead Of Throwing A Grenade At The Enemy, Throw Flowers..... And Maybe It Will Make Them Stop And Consider How Nonsensical And Destructive War...

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Each Drop Of A Tear Is Costly Than Anything In World.. But, No One Knows Its Value Until They Have It In Their Own Eyes For Someone....

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A Lonely Tear Is Set Out Free, I’m Sitting Alone For All To See;you R Far Away, How Can It Be? My Heart Cries Out,” Come Back To Me!!”

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There Were 2 Fish In A Tank, And One Fish Said To The Other Fish, Do You Have A Clue How To Drive This Thing

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Chinese To Arab: I Have 10 Children, One More I Will Have My Own Football Team. Arab: I Have 17 Wives, One More I Will Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Hol...

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At Age 3 We Started Study With Tear And... At Age 23 We'll Finish Study With Tear... 1st Tear Was Water And... 2nd Would E Of Fear Of Missing Dears......

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Why Do The Taliban Wear Robes? . . . . . . . Cuz A Goat Can Hear A Zipper A Mile Away.

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Teacher: Why Does The Statue Of Liberty Stand In New York Harbour? Pupil: Because It Can Not Sit Down.....!!

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Once Upon A Memory Someone Wiped Away A Tear Held Me Close And Loved Me, Thank You, Dear Mother .

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Ju...

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Sorry For Late Reply. Actually Police Arrestd Me For Killing A Girl.., I Didnt Kill Her I Just Askd 'wil U Marry Me? Silly Girl Died Of Over Joy.!:-)...

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I M At Police Station. The Police Caught Me Filed A Case Against Me Of Possession Of Good Looks . I M Doomed, Need Some Ugly Monkey 2 Bail Me Out , Where R U?...

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Teacher- What Do U Mean By Terrorist? Student- Terrorist Is A Tourist,they Come From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country

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