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North 2 North . South 2 South . . My Best Direction Is . . . Mouth 2 Mouth.

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During A War Warrior Shouted Against 3 Ladies Warrior: I Am Going To R*pe You All. Younger Lady: But Please Leave Our Grand Mother. Grand Mother: Shut Up, War...

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Question: Why Do Men Wear Underwear? Answer: As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time. :-)...

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Sometimes When I'm Angry I Have The Right To Be Angry, But That Doesn't Give Me The Right To Be Cruel.

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Friendship Is Like A War, Easy To Start, Difficult To End Impossible To Forget So I Am Having A War With You I Hope You Don't Want Peace......

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A Russian Wife Goes To Police Station. Russian Wife: My Husband Went To The Market Yesterday To Bring Potatoes. He Has Not Returned Home Yet. Russian Inspect...

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At Age 3 We Started Study With Tear And... At Age 23 We'll Finish Study With Tear... 1st Tear Was Water And... 2nd Would E Of Fear Of Missing Dears......

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does

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Hi, Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place, 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully, Heart Attack...

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I'm A Muslim Kill Me N Call It A Mistake Imprison Me N Call It Security Measures Exile My Students N Masses N Call It Guilty Of Treason Rob My Rights,inva...

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The Best Quote Of Advertisment Written In Front Of A Famous Beauty Parlour Don't Whistle At The Girl Going Out From Here She Might Be Your Grand Mother....

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... A Sign At A Petrol Pump ... Plz ... Don't Smoke Here .... Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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If Ur In A War, Instead Of Throwing A Grenade At The Enemy, Throw Flowers..... And Maybe It Will Make Them Stop And Consider How Nonsensical And Destructive War...

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At Age 3 We Started Study With Tear And At 23 We Will Finish Study With Tear. 1st Tear Was Alone In School And 2nd Would Be Fear Of Missing ..friends Forever.....

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Usa Power V/s India Power Usa : 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Airforce, 3000 Ships. . . . . . . . . . India : . . ...

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Besharmo,tumhe Jaan K Khushi Hogiki Aaj Humare Pados Me Shadi Haaa K Paise Loot Lo Or Recharge Kara K Msg Bhejojaldi Karo Barat Jane Wali Hai...

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Every Tear Is A Sign Of Brokenness, Every Silence Is Sign Of Lonliness, Every Smile Is Sign Of Kindness, Every Sms Is Sign Of Remembrance. Miss You Always....

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A Priest And A Hindu Are Making Toast! The Priest Exclaims '' Look There's A Image Of Jesus In My Margarine'' The Hindu Replies '' I Cant Believe Its Not ...

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I Wish I'd Be A Tear In Your Eye To Roll Down Your Cheek And End Up With Your Lips But I Never Wish You'd Be A Tear In My Eye For I Would Lose You Every Time I ...

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The World Needs Anger. The World Often Continues To Allow Evil Because It Isn't Angry Enough.

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Real Fact Of Millennium Whenever U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore, It''ll Surely Hit . . . A Dog Or An Engineer....!!!!!...

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Fact Everything Is Fair In Love And War. But I Suggest U To D War And Never Love. Because In War Either U Live Or Die. But In Love Neither U Live Nor U Die....

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. . During War A Soldier Sees 3 Enemy Girls And An Old Lady . . Soldier: I Want Revenge, Ill Fuc*k You All . Girl: Plz Leave The Old Lady . Old Lady: Shut Up! W...

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Fact Of Millennium Whnevr U Throw A Stone In D Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore,it'll Surely Hita Dog...or..an Engineer!

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Teacher- What Do U Mean By Terrorist? Student- Terrorist Is A Tourist,they Come From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho... Kuch Nahi Yaar Bas Aapki Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi!

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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If We Fight, We May Not Always Win, Bt If We J)ont Fight, We Will Surely Lose! So Never Compromise In Life Always Fight For The Best...

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Usa Vs India Power Usa-10000 Nuclear Weapons... 60000 Army 10000 Tanks 12000 Airforce 3000 Ships India- Rajnikanth And Chulbul Pandey..... Yo...

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Painful Lines By Rejected Lover- She Was Ready To Die When I Cry,. But Now She Is Not Even Ready To Cry When I Die.

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Q: Hear About The Terrorist That Hijacked A 747 Full Of Lawyers?a: He Threatened To Release One Every Hour If His Demands Weren’t Met....

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi Hohohohohohohohohohohohoh Ohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come ...

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity Tragedy Of Life.*jsk*...

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The Most Powerful Force In The Universe Often Comes From The Smallest Stars.

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The Sound Of A Kiss Is Not So Loud As That Of A Cannon, But Its Echo Lasts A Great Deal Longer.

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