War Conflict Messages

Cpt. Miller: Control, Lads, Control!!!!! Soldiers: Wtf...? Cpt. Miller: Ummm... I Mean 'get Down!!!!'

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Just Go And Stand Before The Mirror And Smile.

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The Person Who Loves U Most Will Trouble And Irritating You The Maximum, But When You Drop A Tear, He Will Fight With The World To Stop Ur Tear.......

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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Love Is Like War ... Easy To Start ... Difficult To End ... Impossible To Forget...

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At Age 3 We Started Study With Tear And At 23 We Will Finish Study With Tear. 1st Tear Was Alone In School And 2nd Would Be Fear Of Missing ..friends Forever.....

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The 2 Most Dangerous Weapons,,, In The World Other Than Nucler Bombs 1= A Gals ?????s.smileand 2=a Gals ??????s.tears....

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Teacher: Why Love Is Better Than War? . . Student: Because Condoms Are Available At Cheaper Rates Than Weapons.. .

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If We Fight, We May Not Always Win, Bt If We J)ont Fight, We Will Surely Lose! So Never Compromise In Life Always Fight For The Best...

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Holding On To Anger Is Like Grasping A Hot Coal With The Intent Of Throwing It At Someone Else; You Are The One Who Gets Burned.

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Once Upon A Memory Someone Wiped Away A Tear Held Me Close And Loved Me, Thank You, Dear Mother .

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Would Roll Down To Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Would Never Cry As I Would Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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Sometimes When I'm Angry I Have The Right To Be Angry, But That Doesn't Give Me The Right To Be Cruel.

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During A War Warrior Shouted Against 3 Ladies Warrior: I Am Going To R*pe You All. Younger Lady: But Please Leave Our Grand Mother. Grand Mother: Shut Up, War...

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Today, Tommorow And Yesterday There Will Be One Heart That Would Always Beat For You You Know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!

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Fact Of Millennium Whnevr U Throw A Stone In D Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore,it'll Surely Hita Dog...or..an Engineer!

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I Couldn't Become Her Tear When She Cried Nor Her Smile When She Laughed : : But She Became My Breath Upon Which I Live...

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Tension Is When Wife Is Pregnant! Terror: When Girlfriend Is Pregnant! Horror: When Both R Pregnant! Tragedy: When U R Not Responsible 4 Both!...

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The World Needs Anger. The World Often Continues To Allow Evil Because It Isn't Angry Enough.

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him.son:hey Mom I Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:hum Eat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)

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There Are No Weapons Of Mass Destruction In Iraq. Rajinikanth Lives In Chennai. Rajinikanth Kills Harry Potter In The Eighth Book.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….

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Chinese To Arab: I Have 10 Children, One More I Will Have My Own Football Team. Arab: I Have 17 Wives, One More I Will Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Hol...

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The Sound Of A Kiss Is Not So Loud As That Of A Cannon, But Its Echo Lasts A Great Deal Longer.

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Fact Everything Is Fair In Love And War. But I Suggest U To D War And Never Love. Because In War Either U Live Or Die. But In Love Neither U Live Nor U Die....

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At Age 3 We Started Study With Tear And... At Age 23 We'll Finish Study With Tear... 1st Tear Was Water And... 2nd Would E Of Fear Of Missing Dears......

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There Were 2 Fish In A Tank, And One Fish Said To The Other Fish, Do You Have A Clue How To Drive This Thing

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Ju...

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Besharmo,tumhe Jaan K Khushi Hogiki Aaj Humare Pados Me Shadi Haaa K Paise Loot Lo Or Recharge Kara K Msg Bhejojaldi Karo Barat Jane Wali Hai...

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho... Kuch Nahi Yaar Bas Aapki Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi!

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does :)...

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Yo Mama Is So Dirty That Sadaam Hussain Tries To Import Her Bathwater With Chemical Weapons

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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Teacher: Why Does The Statue Of Liberty Stand In New York Harbour? Pupil: Because It Can Not Sit Down.....!!

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I Wonder If Luv Is Worth Fighting For, Den I Remember Ur Face I'm Ready For War.

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