War Conflict Messages

Question: Why Do Men Wear Underwear? Answer: As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time. :-)...

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Would Roll Down To Ur Lips. But If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Would Never Cry As I Would Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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Last Night , Thinking Of You, One Tear Rolled Out, I Asked Why Are You Out? Tear Said There Is Someone So Beautiful In Your Eyes, Now There Is No Place For Me.

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Q: Hear About The Terrorist That Hijacked A 747 Full Of Lawyers?a: He Threatened To Release One Every Hour If His Demands Weren’t Met....

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Usa Power V/s India Power Usa : 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Airforce, 3000 Ships. . . . . . . . . . India : . . ...

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Cpt. Miller: Control, Lads, Control!!!!! Soldiers: Wtf...? Cpt. Miller: Ummm... I Mean 'get Down!!!!'

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him.son:hey Mom I Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:hum Eat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)

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Chinese To Arab: I Have 10 Children, One More I Will Have My Own Football Team. Arab: I Have 17 Wives, One More I Will Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Hol...

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The Most Powerful Force In The Universe Often Comes From The Smallest Stars.

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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There R Many, Who R Ready To Cry When U Die...but The One Who Is Made 4 U Is The One Who Is Ready To Die When " U Cry"....

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Love Is Like War ... Easy To Start ... Difficult To End ... Impossible To Forget...

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Fact Everything Is Fair In Love And War. But I Suggest U To D War And Never Love. Because In War Either U Live Or Die. But In Love Neither U Live Nor U Die....

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Fact Of Millennium Whnevr U Throw A Stone In D Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore,it'll Surely Hita Dog...or..an Engineer!

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I Couldn't Become Her Tear When She Cried Nor Her Smile When She Laughed : : But She Became My Breath Upon Which I Live...

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Painful Lines By Rejected Lover- She Was Ready To Die When I Cry,. But Now She Is Not Even Ready To Cry When I Die.

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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Terrorist Have Kidnapped Lecturers N Demanded Of 500000 Rs Or Else They Will Burn Them With Kerosene Plz Donate.i Have Donated 15 Litres.

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Friendship Is Like War... Easy To Start..difficult To End... Impossible To Forget... So I'm Having A War With You.. I Hope That U Don't Want Peace....

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World History Five Kings Human Life: . 1) Smo-king 2) Drin-king 3) Lic-king 4) Suc-king . . Of Course His Majesty... . 5) Fuc-king!!!...

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... A Sign At A Petrol Pump ... Plz ... Don't Smoke Here .... Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!

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Taliban Taliban Yes Papa Explosive Your Bomb No Papa Telling Lie No Papa Open Your Jacket Thaaaa Thaaaaa Thaaaa........:)...

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih Ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come In ...

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Teacher: Why Love Is Better Than War? . . Student: Because Condoms Are Available At Cheaper Rates Than Weapons.. .

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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Usa Vs India Power Usa-10000 Nuclear Weapons... 60000 Army 10000 Tanks 12000 Airforce 3000 Ships India- Rajnikanth And Chulbul Pandey..... Yo...

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If We Fight, We May Not Always Win, Bt If We J)ont Fight, We Will Surely Lose! So Never Compromise In Life Always Fight For The Best...

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There R Many, Who R Ready To Cry When U Die...but The One Who Is Made 4 U Is The One Who Is Ready To Die When " U Cry"....

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I'm At The Police Station. Police Caught Me Filed A Case Against Me. Possession Of Good Looks I'm Doomed! Need Someone Ugly 2 Bail Me Out So Hurry Up!

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Just Go And Stand Before The Mirror And Smile.

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Santa: In All Aids Ads, They Talk Of Safe S*x. What Is Safe S*x? Banta: Oye, Safe S*x Is When Wife Is Out Of Town!

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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Each Drop Of A Tear Is Costly Than Anything In World. But,no One Knows Its Value Until They Have It In Their Own Eyes For Someone..........

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Real Fact Of Millennium Whenever U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore, It''ll Surely Hit . . . A Dog Or An Engineer....!!!!!...

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A Priest And A Hindu Are Making Toast! The Priest Exclaims '' Look There's A Image Of Jesus In My Margarine'' The Hindu Replies '' I Cant Believe Its Not ...

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Friendship Is Like A War..... Easy To Start....... Difficult To Stop............. Impossible To Forget............. So..i Am On A War With You.... I Will Never ...

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Friendship Is Like A War, Easy To Start, Difficult To End Impossible To Forget So I Am Having A War With You I Hope You Don't Want Peace......

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U.

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