War Conflict Messages

He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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Cpt. Miller: Control, Lads, Control!!!!! Soldiers: Wtf...? Cpt. Miller: Ummm... I Mean 'get Down!!!!'

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Every Morning Is The Symbol Of Rebirth Of Our Life,so Forget All Yesterday's Bad Movements Make Today Beautiful.. Good Morning

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Japanese Prime Minister: Give Me Bihar For 3 Years, We Will It Into Japan. Laloo: Give Me Japan For 3 Months, I Will Turn It Into Bihar.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity Tragedy Of Life....

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A Russian Wife Goes To Police Station. Russian Wife: My Husband Went To The Market Yesterday To Bring Potatoes. He Has Not Returned Home Yet. Russian Inspect...

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Read It Carefuly: Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Today.but Today Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today. Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave........

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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We As Friends...u Fight...i Fight.. .u Cry...i Cry.. Your Hurt...i'm Hurt.. U Jump Off A Bridge...i'm Going To Miss U!!!!!!!!!!...

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Fact Of Millennium Whnevr U Throw A Stone In D Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore,it'll Surely Hita Dog...or..an Engineer!

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Friendship Is Like War... Easy To Start..difficult To End... Impossible To Forget... So I'm Having A War With You.. I Hope That U Don't Want Peace....

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The 2 Most Dangerous Weapons,,, In The World Other Than Nucler Bombs 1= A Gals ?????s.smileand 2=a Gals ??????s.tears....

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I Couldn't Become Her Tear When She Cried Nor Her Smile When She Laughed : : But She Became My Breath Upon Which I Live...

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Would Roll Down Onto Ur Lips. But If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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... A Sign At A Petrol Pump ... Plz ... Don't Smoke Here .... Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!

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Holding On To Anger Is Like Grasping A Hot Coal With The Intent Of Throwing It At Someone Else; You Are The One Who Gets Burned.

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Relationship Is Not The Thing To Hold 1's Hand When Thousands Are With You. But When Thousands Are Against You.

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During A War Warrior Shouted Against 3 Ladies Warrior: I Am Going To R*pe You All. Younger Lady: But Please Leave Our Grand Mother. Grand Mother: Shut Up, War...

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih Ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come In ...

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Hi, Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place, 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully, Heart Attack...

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A Lonely Tear Is Set Out Free, I’m Sitting Alone For All To See;you R Far Away, How Can It Be? My Heart Cries Out,” Come Back To Me!!”

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Terrorist Have Kidnapped Lecturers N Demanded Of 500000 Rs Or Else They Will Burn Them With Kerosene Plz Donate.i Have Donated 15 Litres.

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Santa: In All Aids Ads, They Talk Of Safe S*x. What Is Safe S*x? Banta: Oye, Safe S*x Is When Wife Is Out Of Town!

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Last Night , Thinking Of You, One Tear Rolled Out, I Asked Why Are You Out? Tear Said There Is Someone So Beautiful In Your Eyes, Now There Is No Place For Me.

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There R Many, Who R Ready To Cry When U Die...but The One Who Is Made 4 U Is The One Who Is Ready To Die When " U Cry"....

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Besharmo,tumhe Jaan K Khushi Hogiki Aaj Humare Pados Me Shadi Haaa K Paise Loot Lo Or Recharge Kara K Msg Bhejojaldi Karo Barat Jane Wali Hai...

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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If We Fight, We May Not Always Win, Bt If We J)ont Fight, We Will Surely Lose! So Never Compromise In Life Always Fight For The Best...

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Just Go And Stand Before The Mirror And Smile.

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D Battle Of Life Isn't Ever Won By The 1 Who Is Most Talented,but...by The 1 Who Does Not Loose His Grip Over The Sword Till The Last Breath....

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Today, Tommorow And Yesterday There Will Be One Heart That Would Always Beat For You You Know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!

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Once Upon A Memory Someone Wiped Away A Tear Held Me Close And Loved Me, Thank You, Dear Mother .

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If Ur In A War, Instead Of Throwing A Grenade At The Enemy, Throw Flowers..... And Maybe It Will Make Them Stop And Consider How Nonsensical And Destructive War...

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Friendship Is Like A War..... Easy To Start....... Difficult To Stop............. Impossible To Forget............. So..i Am On A War With You.... I Will Never ...

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The Sound Of A Kiss Is Not So Loud As That Of A Cannon, But Its Echo Lasts A Great Deal Longer.

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Every Tear Is A Sign Of Brokenness, Every Silence Is A Sign Of Loneliness, Every Smile Is A Sign Of Kindness, Every Sms Is A Sign Of Remembrance.

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I'm A Muslim Kill Me N Call It A Mistake Imprison Me N Call It Security Measures Exile My Students N Masses N Call It Guilty Of Treason Rob My Rights,inva...

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