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North 2 North . South 2 South . . My Best Direction Is . . . Mouth 2 Mouth.

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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The Person Who Loves U Most Will Trouble And Irritating You The Maximum, But When You Drop A Tear, He Will Fight With The World To Stop Ur Tear.......

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Friendship Is Like A War, Easy To Start, Difficult To End Impossible To Forget So I Am Having A War With You I Hope You Don't Want Peace......

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U.

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Chinese To Arab: I Have 10 Children, One More I Will Have My Own Football Team. Arab: I Have 17 Wives, One More I Will Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Hol...

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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I'm At The Police Station. Police Caught Me Filed A Case Against Me. Possession Of Good Looks I'm Doomed! Need Someone Ugly 2 Bail Me Out So Hurry Up!

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Teacher: Why Does The Statue Of Liberty Stand In New York Harbour? Pupil: Because It Can Not Sit Down.....!!

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Friendship Is Like War... Easy To Start..difficult To End... Impossible To Forget... So I'm Having A War With You.. I Hope That U Don't Want Peace....

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Tension Is When Wife Is Pregnant! Terror: When Girlfriend Is Pregnant! Horror: When Both R Pregnant! Tragedy: When U R Not Responsible 4 Both!...

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Everytime When I Think U A Tear Rolls Down My Eyes I Ask The Tear Why R U Out The Tear Replied There Is Some One So Beautiful In Ur Eyes That There Is No Place ...

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi Hohohohohohohohohohohohoh Ohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come ...

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does :)...

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A Russian Wife Goes To Police Station. Russian Wife: My Husband Went To The Market Yesterday To Bring Potatoes. He Has Not Returned Home Yet. Russian Inspect...

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Sometimes When I'm Angry I Have The Right To Be Angry, But That Doesn't Give Me The Right To Be Cruel.

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There Were 2 Fish In A Tank, And One Fish Said To The Other Fish, Do You Have A Clue How To Drive This Thing

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Love Is Like War...****easy To Start...****difficult To End...****impossible To Forget .

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World History Five Kings Human Life: . 1) Smo-king 2) Drin-king 3) Lic-king 4) Suc-king . . Of Course His Majesty... . 5) Fuc-king!!!...

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D Battle Of Life Isn't Ever Won By The 1 Who Is Most Talented,but...by The 1 Who Does Not Loose His Grip Over The Sword Till The Last Breath....

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Besharmo,tumhe Jaan K Khushi Hogiki Aaj Humare Pados Me Shadi Haaa K Paise Loot Lo Or Recharge Kara K Msg Bhejojaldi Karo Barat Jane Wali Hai...

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Terrorist Have Kidnapped Lecturers N Demanded Of 500000 Rs Or Else They Will Burn Them With Kerosene Plz Donate.i Have Donated 15 Litres.

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Santa: In All Aids Ads, They Talk Of Safe S*x. What Is Safe S*x? Banta: Oye, Safe S*x Is When Wife Is Out Of Town!

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Read It Carefuly: Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Today.but Today Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today. Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho... Kuch Nahi Yaar Bas Aapki Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi!

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Just Go And Stand Before The Mirror And Smile.

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Yo Mama Is So Dirty That Sadaam Hussain Tries To Import Her Bathwater With Chemical Weapons

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Love Is Like War ... Easy To Start ... Difficult To End ... Impossible To Forget...

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Japanese Prime Minister: Give Me Bihar For 3 Years, We Will It Into Japan. Laloo: Give Me Japan For 3 Months, I Will Turn It Into Bihar.

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….

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Teacher: Why Love Is Better Than War? . . Student: Because Condoms Are Available At Cheaper Rates Than Weapons.. .

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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Nobody Will Ever Win The Battle Of The Sexes. There's Too Much Fraternizing With The Enemy.

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I M At Police Station. The Police Caught Me Filed A Case Against Me Of Possession Of Good Looks . I M Doomed, Need Some Ugly Monkey 2 Bail Me Out , Where R U?...

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does

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Fact Everything Is Fair In Love And War. But I Suggest U To D War And Never Love. Because In War Either U Live Or Die. But In Love Neither U Live Nor U Die....

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The Most Powerful Force In The Universe Often Comes From The Smallest Stars.

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