War Conflict Messages

Q: Hear About The Terrorist That Hijacked A 747 Full Of Lawyers?a: He Threatened To Release One Every Hour If His Demands Weren’t Met....

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A Russian Wife Goes To Police Station. Russian Wife: My Husband Went To The Market Yesterday To Bring Potatoes. He Has Not Returned Home Yet. Russian Inspect...

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There Were 2 Fish In A Tank, And One Fish Said To The Other Fish, Do You Have A Clue How To Drive This Thing

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Fact Of Millennium Whnevr U Throw A Stone In D Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore,it'll Surely Hita Dog...or..an Engineer!

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Cool Female T-shirt Quotes : - More Enjoyment Per Litre - Weapons Of Mass Destruction - For Sale - Now More Tastier And Healthier - Handle With Care - Tasted By...

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A Lonely Tear Is Set Out Free, I’m Sitting Alone For All To See;you R Far Away, How Can It Be? My Heart Cries Out,” Come Back To Me!!”

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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I Couldn't Become Her Tear When She Cried Nor Her Smile When She Laughed : : But She Became My Breath Upon Which I Live...

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Usa Power V/s India Power Usa : 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Airforce, 3000 Ships. . . . . . . . . . India : . . ...

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi Hohohohohohohohohohohohoh Ohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come ...

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Holding On To Anger Is Like Grasping A Hot Coal With The Intent Of Throwing It At Someone Else; You Are The One Who Gets Burned.

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Teacher: Why Does The Statue Of Liberty Stand In New York Harbour? Pupil: Because It Can Not Sit Down.....!!

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During A War Warrior Shouted Against 3 Ladies Warrior: I Am Going To R*pe You All. Younger Lady: But Please Leave Our Grand Mother. Grand Mother: Shut Up, War...

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Holding On To Anger Is Like Grasping A Hot Coal With The Intent Of Throwing It At Someone Else; You Are The One Who Gets Burned.

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D Battle Of Life Isn't Ever Won By The 1 Who Is Most Talented,but...by The 1 Who Does Not Loose His Grip Over The Sword Till The Last Breath....

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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Love Is Like War...****easy To Start...****difficult To End...****impossible To Forget .

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does

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Teacher: Why Love Is Better Than War? . . Student: Because Condoms Are Available At Cheaper Rates Than Weapons.. .

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We As Friends...u Fight...i Fight.. .u Cry...i Cry.. Your Hurt...i'm Hurt.. U Jump Off A Bridge...i'm Going To Miss U!!!!!!!!!!...

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Fact Of Millennium Whnevr U Throw A Stone In D Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore,it'll Surely Hita Dog...or..an Engineer!

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Sometimes When I'm Angry I Have The Right To Be Angry, But That Doesn't Give Me The Right To Be Cruel.

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The 2 Most Dangerous Weapons,,, In The World Other Than Nucler Bombs 1= A Gals ?????s.smileand 2=a Gals ??????s.tears....

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The Most Powerful Force In The Universe Often Comes From The Smallest Stars.

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Would Roll Down Onto Ur Lips. But If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave........

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Yo Mama Is So Dirty That Sadaam Hussain Tries To Import Her Bathwater With Chemical Weapons

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity Tragedy Of Life.*jsk*...

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Chinese To Arab: I Have 10 Children, One More I Will Have My Own Football Team. Arab: I Have 17 Wives, One More I Will Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Hol...

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Once Upon A Memory Someone Wiped Away A Tear Held Me Close And Loved Me, Thank You, Dear Mother .

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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Nobody Will Ever Win The Battle Of The Sexes. There's Too Much Fraternizing With The Enemy.

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Sorry For Late Reply. Actually Police Arrestd Me For Killing A Girl.., I Didnt Kill Her I Just Askd 'wil U Marry Me? Silly Girl Died Of Over Joy.!:-)...

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Friendship Is Like War... Easy To Start..difficult To End... Impossible To Forget... So I'm Having A War With You.. I Hope That U Don't Want Peace....

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Question: Why Do Men Wear Underwear? Answer: As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time. :-)...

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Every Tear Is A Sign Of Brokenness, Every Silence Is Sign Of Lonliness, Every Smile Is Sign Of Kindness, Every Sms Is Sign Of Remembrance. Miss You Always....

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There R Many, Who R Ready To Cry When U Die...but The One Who Is Made 4 U Is The One Who Is Ready To Die When " U Cry"....

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