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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does :)...

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I Wish I'd Be A Tear In Your Eye To Roll Down Your Cheek And End Up With Your Lips But I Never Wish You'd Be A Tear In My Eye For I Would Lose You Every Time I ...

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Taliban Taliban Yes Papa Explosive Your Bomb No Papa Telling Lie No Papa Open Your Jacket Thaaaa Thaaaaa Thaaaa........:)...

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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The 2 Most Dangerous Weapons,,, In The World Other Than Nucler Bombs 1= A Gals ?????s.smileand 2=a Gals ??????s.tears....

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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Yo Mama Is So Dirty That Sadaam Hussain Tries To Import Her Bathwater With Chemical Weapons

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity Tragedy Of Life....

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Cpt. Miller: Control, Lads, Control!!!!! Soldiers: Wtf...? Cpt. Miller: Ummm... I Mean 'get Down!!!!'

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Would Roll Down Onto Ur Lips. But If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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We As Friends...u Fight...i Fight.. .u Cry...i Cry.. Your Hurt...i'm Hurt.. U Jump Off A Bridge...i'm Going To Miss U!!!!!!!!!!...

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Sorry For Late Reply. Actually Police Arrestd Me For Killing A Girl.., I Didnt Kill Her I Just Askd 'wil U Marry Me? Silly Girl Died Of Over Joy.!:-)...

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity Tragedy Of Life.*jsk*...

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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Friendship Is Like War... Easy To Start..difficult To End... Impossible To Forget... So I'm Having A War With You.. I Hope That U Don't Want Peace....

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A Lonely Tear Is Set Out Free, I’m Sitting Alone For All To See;you R Far Away, How Can It Be? My Heart Cries Out,” Come Back To Me!!”

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Everytime When I Think U A Tear Rolls Down My Eyes I Ask The Tear Why R U Out The Tear Replied There Is Some One So Beautiful In Ur Eyes That There Is No Place ...

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….

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At Age 3 We Started Study With Tear And... At Age 23 We'll Finish Study With Tear... 1st Tear Was Water And... 2nd Would E Of Fear Of Missing Dears......

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Last Night , Thinking Of You, One Tear Rolled Out, I Asked Why Are You Out? Tear Said There Is Someone So Beautiful In Your Eyes, Now There Is No Place For Me.

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During A War Warrior Shouted Against 3 Ladies Warrior: I Am Going To R*pe You All. Younger Lady: But Please Leave Our Grand Mother. Grand Mother: Shut Up, War...

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Sometimes When I'm Angry I Have The Right To Be Angry, But That Doesn't Give Me The Right To Be Cruel.

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Japanese Prime Minister: Give Me Bihar For 3 Years, We Will It Into Japan. Laloo: Give Me Japan For 3 Months, I Will Turn It Into Bihar.

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Painful Lines By Rejected Lover- She Was Ready To Die When I Cry,. But Now She Is Not Even Ready To Cry When I Die.

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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The Person Who Loves U Most Will Trouble And Irritating You The Maximum, But When You Drop A Tear, He Will Fight With The World To Stop Ur Tear.......

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I'm A Muslim Kill Me N Call It A Mistake Imprison Me N Call It Security Measures Exile My Students N Masses N Call It Guilty Of Treason Rob My Rights,inva...

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him.son:hey Mom I Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:hum Eat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih Ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come In ...

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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... A Sign At A Petrol Pump ... Plz ... Don't Smoke Here .... Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!

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Friendship Is Like A War..... Easy To Start....... Difficult To Stop............. Impossible To Forget............. So..i Am On A War With You.... I Will Never ...

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Holding On To Anger Is Like Grasping A Hot Coal With The Intent Of Throwing It At Someone Else; You Are The One Who Gets Burned.

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Besharmo,tumhe Jaan K Khushi Hogiki Aaj Humare Pados Me Shadi Haaa K Paise Loot Lo Or Recharge Kara K Msg Bhejojaldi Karo Barat Jane Wali Hai...

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Cool Female T-shirt Quotes : - More Enjoyment Per Litre - Weapons Of Mass Destruction - For Sale - Now More Tastier And Healthier - Handle With Care - Tasted By...

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There Are No Weapons Of Mass Destruction In Iraq. Rajinikanth Lives In Chennai. Rajinikanth Kills Harry Potter In The Eighth Book.

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