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Question: Why Do Men Wear Underwear? Answer: As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time. :-)...

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does :)...

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Just Go And Stand Before The Mirror And Smile.

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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Each Drop Of A Tear Is Costly Than Anything In World.. But, No One Knows Its Value Until They Have It In Their Own Eyes For Someone....

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Would Roll Down Onto Ur Lips. But If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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There Were 2 Fish In A Tank, And One Fish Said To The Other Fish, Do You Have A Clue How To Drive This Thing

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The World Needs Anger. The World Often Continues To Allow Evil Because It Isn't Angry Enough.

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Holding On To Anger Is Like Grasping A Hot Coal With The Intent Of Throwing It At Someone Else; You Are The One Who Gets Burned.

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If Ur In A War, Instead Of Throwing A Grenade At The Enemy, Throw Flowers..... And Maybe It Will Make Them Stop And Consider How Nonsensical And Destructive War...

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Every Morning Is The Symbol Of Rebirth Of Our Life,so Forget All Yesterday's Bad Movements Make Today Beautiful.. Good Morning

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U.

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity Tragedy Of Life.*jsk*...

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Friendship Is Like War... Easy To Start..difficult To End... Impossible To Forget... So I'm Having A War With You.. I Hope That U Don't Want Peace....

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Taliban Taliban Yes Papa Explosive Your Bomb No Papa Telling Lie No Papa Open Your Jacket Thaaaa Thaaaaa Thaaaa........:)...

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Why Do The Taliban Wear Robes? . . . . . . . Cuz A Goat Can Hear A Zipper A Mile Away.

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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Read It Carefuly: Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Today.but Today Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today. Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho... Kuch Nahi Yaar Bas Aapki Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi!

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Everytime When I Think U A Tear Rolls Down My Eyes I Ask The Tear Why R U Out The Tear Replied There Is Some One So Beautiful In Ur Eyes That There Is No Place ...

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Hi, Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place, 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully, Heart Attack...

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Japanese Prime Minister: Give Me Bihar For 3 Years, We Will It Into Japan. Laloo: Give Me Japan For 3 Months, I Will Turn It Into Bihar.

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Person Who Luvs U Most Will Fight Irritate U The Most, But When U Drop A Tear The Same Person Will Fight With The World To Stop Ur Tears.............

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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At Age 3 We Started Study With Tear And At 23 We Will Finish Study With Tear. 1st Tear Was Alone In School And 2nd Would Be Fear Of Missing ..friends Forever.....

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The Best Quote Of Advertisment Written In Front Of A Famous Beauty Parlour Don't Whistle At The Girl Going Out From Here She Might Be Your Grand Mother....

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The Sound Of A Kiss Is Not So Loud As That Of A Cannon, But Its Echo Lasts A Great Deal Longer.

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Love Is Like War...****easy To Start...****difficult To End...****impossible To Forget .

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi Hohohohohohohohohohohohoh Ohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come ...

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Would Roll Down To Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Would Never Cry As I Would Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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Terrorist Have Kidnapped Lecturers N Demanded Of 500000 Rs Or Else They Will Burn Them With Kerosene Plz Donate.i Have Donated 15 Litres.

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I'm A Muslim Kill Me N Call It A Mistake Imprison Me N Call It Security Measures Exile My Students N Masses N Call It Guilty Of Treason Rob My Rights,inva...

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Teacher: Why Does The Statue Of Liberty Stand In New York Harbour? Pupil: Because It Can Not Sit Down.....!!

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So To Feel The Patriotism And Dedications Of Those Sacrifice That Our Freedom Fighters Made, Here Are Some Of The Wishes That Will Enlighten This Spirit In You....

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Painful Lines By Rejected Lover- She Was Ready To Die When I Cry,. But Now She Is Not Even Ready To Cry When I Die.

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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We As Friends...u Fight...i Fight.. .u Cry...i Cry.. Your Hurt...i'm Hurt.. U Jump Off A Bridge...i'm Going To Miss U!!!!!!!!!!...

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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