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Yo Mama Is So Dirty That Sadaam Hussain Tries To Import Her Bathwater With Chemical Weapons

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Besharmo,tumhe Jaan K Khushi Hogiki Aaj Humare Pados Me Shadi Haaa K Paise Loot Lo Or Recharge Kara K Msg Bhejojaldi Karo Barat Jane Wali Hai...

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Taliban Taliban Yes Papa Explosive Your Bomb No Papa Telling Lie No Papa Open Your Jacket Thaaaa Thaaaaa Thaaaa........:)...

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Cpt. Miller: Control, Lads, Control!!!!! Soldiers: Wtf...? Cpt. Miller: Ummm... I Mean 'get Down!!!!'

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Love Is Like War ... Easy To Start ... Difficult To End ... Impossible To Forget...

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If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips.but If U Were A Tear In My Eye I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid 2 Lose U!

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World History Five Kings Human Life: . 1) Smo-king 2) Drin-king 3) Lic-king 4) Suc-king . . Of Course His Majesty... . 5) Fuc-king!!!...

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There Is Nothing More Galling To Angry People Than The Coolness Of Those On Whom They Wish To Vent Their Spleen.

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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The Best Quote Of Advertisment Written In Front Of A Famous Beauty Parlour Don't Whistle At The Girl Going Out From Here She Might Be Your Grand Mother....

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho... Kuch Nahi Yaar Bas Aapki Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi!

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North 2 North . South 2 South . . My Best Direction Is . . . Mouth 2 Mouth.

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him.son:hey Mom I Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:hum Eat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)

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Why Do The Taliban Wear Robes? . . . . . . . Cuz A Goat Can Hear A Zipper A Mile Away.

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Fact Everything Is Fair In Love And War. But I Suggest U To D War And Never Love. Because In War Either U Live Or Die. But In Love Neither U Live Nor U Die....

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I Couldn't Become Her Tear When She Cried Nor Her Smile When She Laughed : : But She Became My Breath Upon Which I Live...

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A Russian Wife Goes To Police Station. Russian Wife: My Husband Went To The Market Yesterday To Bring Potatoes. He Has Not Returned Home Yet. Russian Inspect...

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih Ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come In ...

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If Ur In A War, Instead Of Throwing A Grenade At The Enemy, Throw Flowers..... And Maybe It Will Make Them Stop And Consider How Nonsensical And Destructive War...

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Friendship Is Like A War..... Easy To Start....... Difficult To Stop............. Impossible To Forget............. So..i Am On A War With You.... I Will Never ...

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So To Feel The Patriotism And Dedications Of Those Sacrifice That Our Freedom Fighters Made, Here Are Some Of The Wishes That Will Enlighten This Spirit In You....

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If I Could Be Anything I Would Be Your Tear, So I Could Be Born In Your Eye, Live Down Your Cheek And Die On Your Lips

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Relationship Is Not The Thing To Hold 1's Hand When Thousands Are With You. But When Thousands Are Against You.

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….

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There R Many, Who R Ready To Cry When U Die...but The One Who Is Made 4 U Is The One Who Is Ready To Die When " U Cry"....

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Friendship Is Like War... Easy To Start..difficult To End... Impossible To Forget... So I'm Having A War With You.. I Hope That U Don't Want Peace....

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Today, Tommorow And Yesterday There Will Be One Heart That Would Always Beat For You You Know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Love Is Like War...****easy To Start...****difficult To End...****impossible To Forget .

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Japanese Prime Minister: Give Me Bihar For 3 Years, We Will It Into Japan. Laloo: Give Me Japan For 3 Months, I Will Turn It Into Bihar.

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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I M At Police Station. The Police Caught Me Filed A Case Against Me Of Possession Of Good Looks . I M Doomed, Need Some Ugly Monkey 2 Bail Me Out , Where R U?...

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Fact Of Millennium Whnevr U Throw A Stone In D Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore,it'll Surely Hita Dog...or..an Engineer!

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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