Wedding Messages

When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake? Answer : On Their Wedding !!..:p

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Q: Is It All Right To Bring A Date To The Wedding? A: Not If You Are The Groom. Q: What Music Is Recommended For The Wedding Ceremony? A: Anything Except 'ti...

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:don't Worry,i'll Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah...i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!!!...

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Many People Say That Your Wedding Day Is The Happiest Day Of Your Life. So, If That's The Case, I'd Like To Ask The Husbands Amongst You, Does That Mean It's Al...

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Only True Friends Stand By U During Bad Times. I Promise I Will Attend Ur Wedding.

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Husband (to Wife): I Watched A Horror Dvd Last Night. The Witch In The Dvd Was Around Me All The Time. Wife: Which Horror Dvd? Husband: Our Wedding Ceremony....

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I Used 2hate Weddings.. All Da Old Aunties Would Poke Me And Say... Ur Next Ur Next Dey Soon Stopped Dat Wen I Started Doin Da Same 2 Dem At Funerals !!...

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On Their Wedding Night, Both Husband And Wife Were Claiming Virginity Wife : If It Was Your First Time, Then How Did You Do So Well? Husband : And If This W...

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... It Is Just A Formality, Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins !

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Kid: Momy Why Dose The Girl Wears White Dress On Her Wedding? Mom: Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And This Day Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.. Kid...

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Marriage Is A Three Ring Circus: An Engagement Ring, A Wedding Ring, And Suffering.

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