Wife Messages

Women Claim That All Gud Men Are Married, While All Wives Complain About Their Lousy Husbands.this Proves That There Is No Such Thing As A Gud Man!

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What Do You Call The Woman Who Smiles At You When You Leave The House And Smiles When You Come Back ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Neighbour's ...

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Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Husband: Main Paagal Ho Jaun Ga!wife: Will U Marry Again After I Die? Husband: Pagal Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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Woman Was Having Labour Pain....... Husband Prayed Lord Please Make It Lose For The Baby And Tight Again For Daddy!!!!!!!!!!

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Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime!wife Says: No Darling , It Means :- With Idiot For Ever...

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Shrabi- Agr Mere Hath Me Sarkar Ho To Me Desh Ki Takdir Badal Dunga. Wife- Hramkhor Phle Apna Pajama To Badal Le Subah Se Meri Salvar Pehan Kar Ghum Raha H.

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When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake? Answer : On Their Wedding !!..:p

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I Told My Wife That A Husband Is Like A Fine Wine He Gets Better With Age. The Next Day, She Locked Me In The Cellar!

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Newton's Spring Law: A Woman Who Springs On A Man's Spring During Spring On A Spring Bed ! Springs A Surprise By Getting An Offspring By Next Spring!!!

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Do U Kn0w Da Wife Of Mr. Bean?.. Abrila.. Abrila Bean Da 1 Hu Sang Da Hey Hey , U U I Want 2 Be Ur Grlfnd Abrila Bean.. :d...

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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Why Does A Man Keep His Wifes Picture In His Pocket? Because Whenever He Is In Trouble, He Looks At The Picture And Thinks .... If I Can Face This, I Can Face ...

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Wife: What Will You Give Me If I Climb The Great Mount Everest? Husband: A Lovely Push!!!

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Husband Wife Are Like Liver And Kidney. Husband Is Liver Wife Is Kidney. If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails. If Kidney Fails, Liver Manages With Other Kidney...

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Newtons Wife To Newton: How Am I Loooking?? Newton: Tan C/ Sin C Wife: What??? Newton: Tan C/sin C = (sin C/cos C) / Sin C = 1/cos C = Sec C =s**y :p...

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Once A Short Man Asked: What Is The Difference Between Watch And Wife? Short Friend Replied: If A Watch Gets Angry, It Stops But If Wife Gets Angry, She Starts....

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Boy: You Look Exactly Like My Wife. Girl: Oh! Whats Your Wife's Name? Boy: I Am Yet Not Married. Moral: Learn New Methods To Propose......

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Q : Wat Is Safe S*x ? A : Having S*x Wen Ur Wife Is Out Of Town...........

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Wife:-i Will Die. Husband:- I Will Also Die. Wife:-why Will You Die? Husband:-because I Cant Bear Such Excitement.

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A Woman Marries A Man Expecting He Will Change, But He Doesnt. A Man Marries A Woman Expecting That She Wont Change, And She Does.

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Wife: Yesterday Night I Saw A Dream. You Were Buying Me Lots Of Jewelry And Cloths. Husband: Yeah, U Are Right... And I Saw Your Dad Playing The Bill....

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Full Forms : Wife = Without Information Fighting Everything Lover= Loss Of Valuable Education And Rupees Friend= First Relationship In Earth That Never D...

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Man Says To His Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of Your Br**sts, Than I Can Always Look At Them . Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of You Pe*is, I Will Have It Enlarg...

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Naukrani: “malkin Main Gaanv Jaa Rahi Hun,main Pregnent Hu Malkin: “mubarak Ho,klawati” Naukrani: “sahab Ko Bol Dena,ke Unka Nasbandi Ka Opration Sa...

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After A Marriage, Husband And Wife Become Two Sides Of A Coin They Just Can Not Face Each Other, But Still They Stay Together.

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A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife: Hw Do U Expect Me 2remembr Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look Any Older

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Did U Know What Is The Full Form Of Wife ... . . . . . . W - Worries I - Innovated F - For E - Ever So Love Your Girl Friend ......

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Man Says To His Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of Your Br**sts, Than I Can Always Look At Them . Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of You Pe*is, I Will Have It Enlarge...

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Husband And Wife Are Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Cant Move Further M0ral: Always Keep A Spare Tyre.

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Wife Going To Usa Wife:do U Want Anything From Usa? Husband: Yeah, An English Girl Wife Returns From Usa Husband:where's My Gift? Wife:wait For 9 Months....

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Q: What Is The Most Effective Way To Remember Your Wife's Birthday? A: Just Forget It Once And You Will Never Forget It Again

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Banti Asked Ballui Watch Tv In My Liesure Time,what About You?ballu Simply Repliedi Watch Tv When My Wife And Mother Quarrel With Each Other!!

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Biwi: Wo Samne Sharabi Dekhrahe Ho 10 Saal Pehle Maine Usse Shaadi Ke Liye Inkaar Kiya Tha Aur Wo Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai Pati:baap Re! Itna Lamba Celebration...

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Wife: Suggest A Password To Our Computer. Husband: Pe**s. Wife: Laughing At Seeing Athat Says Password Need Longer......

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Lov Is A Small Coin. Life Is A Gud Coin Wife Is A Lucky Coin Lovr Is A Sweet Coin Bt Friendship Is Gold Coin. So Keep It Safe....

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*quote By A Hurted Flirt* I Lost My Life When I Wss In Love So I M Searching Life Now Bcz I Lost My Love Now..

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Difference Between Frnd Wife U Can Tell Ur Frnd U R My Best Frnd But Do U Have Courage Tell To Ur Wife U R My Best Wife?...

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You Know Why Women Starts With W Because All Questions Start With W Who?, Why?, What?, When?, Which?, Whom?, Where?, Wife?

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Wife: If I Die, Will You Marry Again? Husband: Its Difficult To Answer Your Wuestion Wife: Why? Husband: Because If I Say Yes, You Will Get Angry If I Say No, O...

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