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Conversations 2 Be Remembered For Lifetime 100 Cm = 1 Mtr 100 Paise = 1 Rs 100 Kg = 1 Quintal And Most Importantly 100 Ghosts = 1 Wife... :d...

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Husband Asks Wife: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Says: No, It Means - With Idiot Forever.

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Wife: If I Sleep With Ur Most Loving Friend, What Will Be The First Thought That Will Come In Ur Mind? Husband: That U Are A L*****n.

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-interviewer : What Is Recession ? Candidate : When 'wine & Women' Get Replaced By 'water & Wife', That Critical Phase Of Life Is Called Recession...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Every Time. Wife Says No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever....

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Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Husband Wife Ko 500 De Kar Bola, Hum Ne Yeh Kaam Kabhi Free Mein Nahi Kiya Wife 200 Wapis Karke Boli Aur Humne Kabi 300 Se Zayada Na...

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Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikants Wife, Rajni Twisted His Limbs And Broke His Eyelid. . . . . . . We Now Know Him As Baba Ramdev.. !!!!...

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A Russian Wife Goes To Police Station. Russian Wife: My Husband Went To The Market Yesterday To Bring Potatoes. He Has Not Returned Home Yet. Russian Inspect...

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Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime!wife Says: No Darling , It Means :- With Idiot For Ever...

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Txt Msg: Hello Ur Mobile: Ssshhhh..my Madam Is Sleeping, Pls Dont Disturb Txt Msg: May I Vibrate U? Ur Mobile: Ok Ok, Go Ahead Txt Msg: I Came Here Just 2 Say G...

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A Husbands Version: My Wife Is Like “terms & Conditions” Of A Website ! I Never Understand What She Says But I Always Accept!!

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Divorced Husband And Wife Before The Judge To Dispute Quarrel Between Them Regarding Taking Their Only Son.. Wife:(to The Judge) I Gave Birth To This Child..so ...

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Spelling Mistakes Can Be Very Surprising And End Up Being Dumped. A Man Sent This To His Wife: Having Fun Wish You Were Her! =) (her Should Be Here)...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime. Wife Says No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever....

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Wife Is Dreaming In The Middle Of The Night And Suddenly Shouts: Up! Quick! My Husband Is Back! Man Gets Up, Jumps Out Of The Window, Hurts Himself, And Then ...

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A Woman Marries A Man Expecting He Will Change, But He Doesnt. A Man Marries A Woman Expecting That She Wont Change, And She Does.

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Wife: Can You Explain To Me How This Lipstick Got On Your Collar? Husband: No, I Really Can't. I Distinctly Remembered Having Taken My Shirt Off.

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The Angry Wife Met Her Husband At The Door. His Breath Stunk Of Alcohol And His Face Was Plastered With Lipstick. I Assume, She Barked, There Is A Very Good Rea...

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You Know Why Women Starts With W Because All Questions Start With W.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? Finally Wife..!...

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Wife Said : I Will Die Husband Replied: I Will Also Die Wife Again : Why Will You Die? Husband Said : Because I Cant Bear The Excitement When You Die....

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Doctor:madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Pease So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills. Wife: Doc, When Should I Give Them To Him? Doctor:they Are For You.!!...

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Two Friends, Who Hadn't Seen Each Other In Several Years, Met On The Street. 1st: Who Are U Working 4 Now? 2nd: Same People, My Wife 4 Children

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Lve Belngs T By Girl, Study Belngs T Teacher Student, Life Belngs T Husband Wife, But Friendship Belngs T Tw Sweet Hearts, Like 'u Me'...

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Wife Bathrum Se Nhake Bahr Nikli Santa Use Ghur Rha Tha Wife Rmntc Hokr Kuch Krne Ka Irada H Kya. Santa Ne 2 Thppd Mare Bola-kmini Mere Garam Pani Se Q N...

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Husband: Today Is Sunday I Have To Enjoy It. So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: 1 For U And 2 For Ur Parents....

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On Their First Night,husband Tells His Wife: Look Darling,i Have Had Affairs With 10 Girls.wife: Kundli Mili Hai To Gunn To Milenge Hi.

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Whats The Difference Between Your Job And Your Wife?your Job Still Sucks After Five Years!

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Why Does A Man Keep His Wife's Picture In His Pocket? . Because Whenever He Is In Trouble, He Looks At The Picture And Thinks .... If I Can Face This, I Can Fac...

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It Takes Hundred Peoples 2 Build A Building, Thousand Workers 2 Build A Castle, Million Soldiers 2 Protect A Country, But Just One Woman 2 Make A Happy Home! Le...

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Women Claim That All Gud Men Are Married, While All Wives Complain About Their Lousy Husbands.this Proves That There Is No Such Thing As A Gud Man!

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Attorney: What Was The First Thing Your Husband Said To You That Morning? Witness: He Said, Where Am I, Cathy? Attorney: And Why Did That Upset You? Witness:...

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Santa To Banta: I Have One Good News One Bad News. Good News Is That: Meri Biwi Ka Accedent Ho Gaya. Banta: Aur Bad News? Santa: Woh Ek Sapna Tha....

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You Know Why Women Starts With W Because All Questions Start With W.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? Finally Wife..!!!...

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My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Than We Met.

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I Told My Wife That A Husband Is Like A Fine Wine He Gets Better With Age. The Next Day, She Locked Me In The Cellar!

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What Do You Call A Wife Who Is S**y, Beautiful,intelligent,understanding, Caring, Never Jealous And A Great Cook? Answer : A Rumour!

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Husband And Wife Are Like 2 Tires Of A Vehicle If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Can't Move Further M0ral: Always Keep A Spare Tyre.

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Wife:honey,what R U Looking 4? Husband: Nothingwife:why Have U Been Reading Our Marriage Certificate 4 An Hour ? Husband: I Was Just Looking 4 The Expiry Date...

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When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake? Answer : On Their Wedding !!..:p

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A Beautiful Wife In Bed, Spreads Her Legs Wide And Ask Panditji, Do U Knw Wat I Want? Pandit Ji : I Know U Naughty Bit*h! U Want 2 Sleep Alone On Full Bed!!...

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