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A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said: Best Years Of My Life Were Spent In D Arms Of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife! Audience Was In Shock Silence He Added:she Was M...

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Full Forms : Wife = Without Information Fighting Everything Lover= Loss Of Valuable Education And Rupees Friend= First Relationship In Earth That Never D...

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Newton's Spring Law: A Woman Who Springs On A Man's Spring During Spring On A Spring Bed ! Springs A Surprise By Getting An Offspring By Next Spring!!!

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Wife Said : I Will Die Husband Replied: I Will Also Die Wife Again : Why Will You Die? Husband Said : Because I Cant Bear The Excitement When You Die....

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Wife: Last Night I Saw A Dream That You Were Buying Jewelry For Me. Husband: Yes, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill.

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Wife: Suggest A Password To Our Computer. Husband: Pe**s. Wife: Laughing At Seeing Athat Says Password Need Longer......

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Doctor:madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Pease So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills. Wife: Doc, When Should I Give Them To Him? Doctor:they Are For You.!!...

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Women Claim That All Gud Men Are Married, While All Wives Complain About Their Lousy Husbands.this Proves That There Is No Such Thing As A Gud Man!

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An Idea Can Change Ur Life, But A Woman Can Change Ur Ideas.. So Keep Changing Ur Woman To Get New Ideas! What An Idea!!

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In The Bedroom After Marriage ________________________________________ First Three Months : Perfume And Flowers . After Three Years: Baby, Powder,cream, Lotion ...

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This Is The Best One From Santa Paji... Teacher :... Complete The Sentence. Early To Bed And Early To Rise... Santa :man Has No Interest In His Wife ;-)

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Husband To Wife: I Am Going Out For Five Days. Wife: Ok, But Dont Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, Otherwise You Will Be Surprised.

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A Successful Man Is 1 Who Makes More Money Than His Wife Can Spent.. And A Successful Women Is 1 Who Can Find Such A Man....

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Love Is A Small Coin Life Is A Big Coin Wife Is A Lucky Coin Lover Is A Sweet Coin But, Friendship Is A Gold Coin Keep It Safe It..!...

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True One: Ek Bade Survey Se Malum Hua Hai, Ki.... Agar Patniya Karwa Chauth Ke Vrat Ki Bajay Maun Vrat Rakhe To Pati Ki Umr Aur Lambi Hoti Hai.

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-interviewer : What Is Recession ? Candidate : When 'wine & Women' Get Replaced By 'water & Wife', That Critical Phase Of Life Is Called Recession...

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Man To His Friend My Wife Died Yesterday, Im Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out, What To Do? Friend: No Problem, Just Imagine She Is Coming Back...

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Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet? W Coz All Worries Start With W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War! Wine! Whisky! Women! Finally ...

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Wife : How I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Your Hands All Day.. Husband : Same Here, I Wish That You Were A Newspaper Too So I Could Have A New One Ev...

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What Do You Call The Woman Who Smiles At You When You Leave The House And Smiles When You Come Back ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Neighbour's ...

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The Angry Wife Met Her Husband At The Door. His Breath Stunk Of Alcohol And His Face Was Plastered With Lipstick. I Assume, She Barked, There Is A Very Good Rea...

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Sardar His Wife Buy Coffee In A Shop. Sardar Says... Drink Quickly. Wife Asks Why. Sardar Says Hot Coffee Rs5 And Cold Coffee Rs 10

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Husband And Wife Are Like 2 Tires Of A Vehicle If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Can't Move Further M0ral: Always Keep A Spare Tyre.

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Life Is Great When You Have American Salary, German Car, Chinese Food And Indian Wife! But Life Is H**l When You Have American Wife, German Food, Chinese Car An...

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My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Than We Met.

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Wife: What Is So Interesting In Me?husband: I Dont Know The Meaning Of Interesting!!!

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You Know Why Women Starts With W Because All Questions Start With Wwho ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? Finally Wife..!!!...

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Q : Wat Is Safe S*x ? A : Having S*x Wen Ur Wife Is Out Of Town...........

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Message Of The Year:- Women Live A Better, Longer Peaceful Life..!! Why? Very Simple . . . . . . . . A Woman Does Not Have A Wife..!!!...

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Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Husband Wife Ko 500 De Kar Bola, Hum Ne Yeh Kaam Kabhi Free Mein Nahi Kiya Wife 200 Wapis Karke Boli Aur Humne Kabi 300 Se Zayada Na...

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately....

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A Man Inserted An Advertisement In Classified Section With The Heading ' Wife Wanted' The Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters Saying ' U Can Have Mine'

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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Some Husband Hold Wife,'s Hand In Malls .. B Coz, If They Leave Her Hand She'll Go Shopping It Looks Romantic But Actually Its Economical...

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Women Live A Better, Longer Peaceful Life..!! Why? Very Simple A Woman Does Not Have A Wife..!!!!!...

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Husband Wife Are Like Liver And Kidney. Husband Is Liver Wife Is Kidney. If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails. If Kidney Fails, Liver Manages With Other Kidney...

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said “na My Wife Is Better.” 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said “u R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.”...

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Wife Apne Husband Se Boli :- - Dekho Ji , Kaam Karte Waqt Mere Ko Kiss - Wiss Na Kiya Karo. . . . . . . Tabhi Kaamwali Boli :- Madam Ji, Achhi Tarah ...

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Wife: What Will You Give Me If I Climb The Great Mount Everest? Husband: A Lovely Push!!!

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What Is Missing In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea And You Will Get A Heart! If U Pick U, You Will Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt, Than Have A Heart W...

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