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Ders A Woman In A Mrket.she Gets The Bsic Tings Like Milk,egs,bread.ders A Drunk Guy Standin Der.she Put The Stuf On D Countr,d Guy Says Mam U Mst Be Single D W...

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You See A Lot Of Smart Guys With Dumb Women But You Hardly Ever See A Smart Woman With A Dumb Guy.

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A Man And A Woman,one Complete Love Sice Time Began Predestined To Be As One

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I Hope You Know Cpr, 'cause You Take My Breath Away

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A Woman Has The Last Word In Any Argument. Anything A Man Says After That Is The Beginning Of A New Argument.

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Whats The Similarity Between Chewing Gum Begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both Are Sweet At The Beginning And Become Tasteless, Shapeless And Chipku In The End...

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An Invisible Man Marries An Invisible Woman. The Kids Were Nothing To Look At Either.

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One Day Mad Scientist Invent A Stopwatch. Sir Can U Tell Me!!! How It Is Useful For Us? The Scientist Answered : Its Help To Find The Time In Micro Seconds Repo...

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Woman Is The Most Trouble Object In This World, But Y Man Always Looking For Trouble ???

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Congratulations! You Won Most Beautiful Woman And.... Dinner With Me.

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A Woman Walks Into A Drugstore And Asks The Pharmacist If He Sells Size Extra Large Condoms. He Replies, Yes We Do. Would You Like To Buy Some? She Responds, No...

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The Woman In Front Of The Wheel Is Like A Star In The Sky. You See It, But You-no!

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Woman : If U R Gonna Die Within 30 Mins What U Will Wish From Me ? Man : Ofcourse S*x ! Until U R Satisfied Woman : Okay.what U Will Do For Remaining 29 Mins ? ...

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Fact About Woman: They Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husbands Suit From 20m But They Cant See A Pillar From 2m While Parking Car..!

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Man, If U Can't Commited Anything With A Woman, Plz Don't Bring Her To Your Bed..coz U May Harm A Innocent Woman For Her Entire Life. Woman, If U Easily Go On ...

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Why Does A Woman Have Two Pair Of Lips?................... One Is For Fighting And One Is To Make Up.

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Man Offers A Drink 2 A Woman... Woman-no Thanks...whisky Is Bad 4 My Legs.. Man- Legs? That's Strange Do They Pain Or They Swell.?? Woman- No No ..they Spread...

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Two Most Important People In A Man's Life: 1. Mother , 2.wife One Brings You Into This World Crying And The Other Ensures That You Continue To Do So....

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D**n Suga! Slow Down..im Diabetic!

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A Woman Removed Her Jeans, Throws It At Her Boyfrnd N Said Make Me Feel Like A Woman. Guy Removed His Jeans, Threw It At The Women N Said Wash Both The Jeans

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A Woman Met A Man Walking Along The Streets Wearing Only One Shoe. Just Lost A Shoe? She Asked He Answered: Nope, Just Found One )...

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Why Did The Lord Give Women Thrush?..... To Teach Them To Live With An Irritating C**t Before They Marry One!

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Husband Says When I'm Gone You'll Never Find Another Man Like Me. Wife Replied What Makesyou Think I'd Want Another Man Like You!

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A Woman Had 8 Sons All Named Kevin. On Asking How She Managed To Call One In Particular She Replied: That's Easy. I Call Them By Their Fathername !

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What Is A Beautiful Woman??? - Subtraction Of Money, + Addition Of Problems, * Multiplication Of Enemies, / Division Of Friends....

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Fact About Women: They Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husbands Coat From 20 Meters, But Cant See A Pillar From 2 Meters While Parking A Car . . . :-d...

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An English Professor Wrote The Words, 'woman Without Her Man Is Nothing' On The Blackboard And Directed His Students To Punctuate It Correctly. The Men Wrote: ...

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An English Teacher Wrote The Words, 'woman Without Her Man Is Nothing' On The Blackboard N Asked The Students 2 Punctuate So Tht It Made Sense. Boys Wrote: 'wo...

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane.

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's 1.50 Per Minute

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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Lady Inspector: Anything You Say Will Be Taken Down Against You Okay. Convict: Okay Then... Panties!!!

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Behind Every Sucessful Man There Is A Woman- Swami Vivekanand. But, Behind Every Satisfied Woman There Is A Tired Man- Swami Nityanand..

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What Is A Beautiful Woman??? - Subtraction Of Money, + Addition Of Problems, * Multiplication Of Enemies, / Division Of Friends......hashmi...

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What Are The Three Fastest Way Of Communication? 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell A Woman

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Excuse Me. I'm From The Fbi, The Fine Body Investigators, And I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Assume The Position.

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You Knw Why Women Starts With W ??????? Bcozall Questions Starts With W Who? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? And Finally Wife..............................

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Women R The Best Engines: Accepts Any Size Of Piston, Are Self Lubricating, Start Up With A Finger, Automatic Oil Change Every 4 Week..

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What's Common Between The Sun Women's Underwear? A) Both Are Hot B) Both Look Better While Going Down C) Both Disappear By Night

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Man Asked God '' Y Do U Make Women So Cute?? God Says,so U Can Love Her Man Asks,but God'' Y Do U Make Her So Stupid? God Says:so She Can Love U 2:...

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