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Lady Inspector: Anything You Say Will Be Taken Down Against You Okay. Convict: Okay Then... Panties!!!

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Excuse Me. I'm From The Fbi, The Fine Body Investigators, And I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Assume The Position.

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Behind Every Sucessful Man There Is A Woman- Swami Vivekanand. But, Behind Every Satisfied Woman There Is A Tired Man- Swami Nityanand..

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Woman Is The Most Trouble Object In This World, But Y Man Always Looking For Trouble ???

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Woman: I Should Tell You, I Have Acute Angina. The Man Replied, Thats Good Because You Have The Ugliest B*****s I Ever Seen!

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Women's Life Is Very Hard :- Morning - Wash Clothes, Noon-dry Clothes, Evening-iron Clothes, Night-open Clothes, Late Night-search Clothes.......

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An Idea Can Change Ur Life, But A Woman Can Change Ur Ideas.. So Keep Changing Ur Woman To Get New Ideas! What An Idea!!

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What Is A Beautiful Woman??? - Subtraction Of Money, + Addition Of Problems, * Multiplication Of Enemies, / Division Of Friends......hashmi...

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Fact About Women: They Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husbands Coat From 20 Meters, But Cant See A Pillar From 2 Meters While Parking A Car . . . :-d...

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You Knw Why Women Starts With W ??????? Bcozall Questions Starts With W Who? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? And Finally Wife..............................

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Husband Says When I'm Gone You'll Never Find Another Man Like Me. Wife Replied What Makesyou Think I'd Want Another Man Like You!

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D**n Suga! Slow Down..im Diabetic!

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A Man And A Woman,one Complete Love Sice Time Began Predestined To Be As One

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Women R The Best Engines: Accepts Any Size Of Piston, Are Self Lubricating, Start Up With A Finger, Automatic Oil Change Every 4 Week..

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's 1.50 Per Minute

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Yoga Teacher To A Woman: Has Yoga Any Effect Over Your Husbands Drinking Habit? Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now He Drinks The Whole Bottle Standing ...

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Whats The Similarity Between Chewing Gum Begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both Are Sweet At The Beginning And Become Tasteless, Shapeless And Chipku In The End...

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane.

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There R 4 Animal Species A Woman Needs In Her Life : Jaguar In Her Garage , Mink In Her Closet , Tiger In Her Bed !!!! And Of Course A Donkey To Pay Her Bills ...

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Woman : If U R Gonna Die Within 30 Mins What U Will Wish From Me ? Man : Ofcourse S*x ! Until U R Satisfied Woman : Okay.what U Will Do For Remaining 29 Mins ? ...

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What's Common Between The Sun Women's Underwear? A) Both Are Hot B) Both Look Better While Going Down C) Both Disappear By Night

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What Are The Three Fastest Way Of Communication? 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell A Woman

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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A Man Got 2 Wishes From God. He Asked For The Best Wine And Best Woman. Next Moment, He Had The Best Wine And Mother Teresa Next To Him. Moral : Be Specific...

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I Cannot Understand Why You Don't Love Me No More, The Love I Have A Woman, It Is Rich And Pure, (who This?) Me Give The Woman The Love, That's Why Me Them Ador...

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Your Body Is My Heaven, Your Heartbeat - The Angels' Applause. When God Created You, My Princess, It Was Perfection Without A Flaw..

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A Woman Had 8 Sons All Named Kevin. On Asking How She Managed To Call One In Particular She Replied: That's Easy. I Call Them By Their Fathername !

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Why Does A Woman Have Two Pair Of Lips?................... One Is For Fighting And One Is To Make Up.

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_ How 2 Satisfy A Woman :cuddle,spoil, Kiss , Rub, Tease , Respect ,love _ How 2 Satisfy A Man : Blow Job

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Why Did The Lord Give Women Thrush?..... To Teach Them To Live With An Irritating C**t Before They Marry One!

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Every Woman Needs A Husband Bcoz There R A Number Of Things That Go Wrong And For Everything U Cant Blame God Or D Government...........

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The Two Thing A Woman Wants From A Man . . . 1 Money 2 A Lot Of Money

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A Woman Met A Man Walking Along The Streets Wearing Only One Shoe. Just Lost A Shoe? She Asked He Answered: Nope, Just Found One )...

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Prospective Husband: Do You Have A Book Called Man The Master Of Woman? Sale Girl: The Fiction Department Is On The Other Side. Sir!

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No Man Or Woman Is Worth Your Tears, And The One Who Is, Won't Make You Cry.

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Congratulations! You Won Most Beautiful Woman And.... Dinner With Me.

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One Day Mad Scientist Invent A Stopwatch. Sir Can U Tell Me!!! How It Is Useful For Us? The Scientist Answered : Its Help To Find The Time In Micro Seconds Repo...

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An English Professor Wrote The Words, 'woman Without Her Man Is Nothing' On The Blackboard And Directed His Students To Punctuate It Correctly. The Men Wrote: ...

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An English Teacher Wrote The Words, 'woman Without Her Man Is Nothing' On The Blackboard N Asked The Students 2 Punctuate So Tht It Made Sense. Boys Wrote: 'wo...

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Ders A Woman In A Mrket.she Gets The Bsic Tings Like Milk,egs,bread.ders A Drunk Guy Standin Der.she Put The Stuf On D Countr,d Guy Says Mam U Mst Be Single D W...

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