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Why Do Most Of Women Sleep In The Afternoon? So They Can Screw The Tired Man All The Night And Blame Him For Poor Performance....

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God Asked Women: I Am Making Men With Hi- Tech Features..any Suggestion..? Women: Yes,that Joy Stick Meant For Us Should Be Password Protected To Avoid Misuse.....

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A Man Wakes Up In The Morning His Wife: - Leveret, Wake Up, You Go To Work On Time. His Wife, On The Other Side Versdamasi: - Today I Fish. I Do Not Will Not Go...

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Q: Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time On Improving Their Looks And Not Their Minds?? Ans: Because They Know That Men Are Stupid, But Not Blind...!!! :...

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane....

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An Idea Can Change Ur Life, But A Woman Can Change Ur Ideas.. So Keep Changing Ur Woman To Get New Ideas! What An Idea!!

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A Mobile Is Like Women Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service.

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Santa Asks Priest: Why Did God Make Women So Beautiful? Priest: So That You Will Love Them. Santa Thinks For A Short Time... Santa: But Why Did God Make T...

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A Mobile Is Like Women Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service..!! :-d

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Where Do U See Mangoes ?? . . On Mango Trees? No . Fruit Shop? No . Wherever Women Go Behind Them Man Goes!!...

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Women Always Try To Impress Man By Wearing Beautiful Dresses! Unfortunately Men R Impressed Only Wen They R Removed !! ......

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Q)what Do You Call A Woman Who Has Lost 98percent Of Her Intelligence?- - - - - - A) A Divorced Women

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Women Live A Better, Longer Peaceful Life..!! Why? Very Simple A Woman Does Not Have A Wife..!!!!!...

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When A Women Suffers In Silence, It Means Her Phone Is Out Of Order...

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Men And Women Help Each Other In Removing Clot*hes Before Se*x ... They Never .. Help In Putting Clothes Back On Each Other After Se*x.. Moral : Once U R Fuc...

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A Woman Calls Her Husband Into The Bedroom. Now Mike, I Want You To Take Off My Blouse! Good.. Now I Also Want You To Take Off My Bra. Good... Now Can You Take ...

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A Woman Is Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, Peopl...

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It Is Our Job To Make Women Unhappy With What They Have.

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What Is That Which A Women Has In Front And Cow At The Back........? Ans: It Is The Letter W.

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Q: Why Men Walk More And Women Talk More? A: Coz Men Have Three Legs And Women Have Four Lips!

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How Are Women And Tornadoes Alike? They Both Moan Like H**l When They Come, And Take The House When They Leave.

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How Are Cloths Worn By Women These Days....it Just Like Fences At The Zoo... They Are Protecting The Property Without Obstructing The View....

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I Love Women. I 'l O V E' The Way They Look, I ' L O V E' The Way The Smell. If I Flirt It's Bcz I Fancy Them

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Yearly Once I Get This Chance Of Paying Tribute... How Am I To Waste This Chance.? So., I Thank Ur Mom For Giving Me A Lovable Friend Like U.....

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Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked To Describe Marriage.. She Said: Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man..!!!...

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Womens Needs There Are 4 Animal Species A Woman Needs In Her Life: Jaguar In Her Garage, Mink In Her Closet, Tiger In Her Bed, And Of Course A Donkey To Pay Her...

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In The Night,i Hear Them Talk The Coldest Story Ever Told Somewhere Far Along This Road,h E Lost Soul.... To A Woman So Heartless, (hertless,hertless,hertless)...

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A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.you R Such A Lady 2 Me

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Qus:why Do Most Men Prefer To Kiss A Woman's Lips? Ans:that's The Best Way To Shut A Woman's Horizontal Mouth Open The Vertical One...!

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What Is The Resemblance Between A Woman And A Condom?................ They Both Fit Around Your D**k And Are Present In Your Wallet.

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What Is The Simalarity Beetween Women And Gitar Both Are Pressed On The Top And Play Dat The Bottom

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Whatever You Give To A Woman, She Will Make Greater. If You Give Her Sperm, She'll Give You A Baby. If You Give Her A House, She'll Give You A Home. If You Give...

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Secrets..make A Women..womens...

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Golden Rules Of Axe_pink To Be Happy With Man ,love Him Little And Understand Him A Lot ........ To Be Happy With Women,love Her Lot And Do Not Try To...

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Why Does Beer Contain Female Hormones ? ... When You Drink Too Much Of It, You Cannot Say Anything Sensible Any More, You Start To Nag And You Are No Longer Abl...

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Judge: Y Did U Beat Up Ur Boss? Lady: My Boss Called Me From My Office Took Me 2 The Bedroom, Removed My Clothes,laid Me Down Says 'april Fool...'...

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Man Ask God God Y U Make Women So Beautiful? God So That U Can Luv Her. Men But Y U Make Her So Stupid? God Says So That She Can Luv U.......

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Q:why Do Women Prefer Old Gynecologists? A:they Have Shaky Hands!

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Husband: Jaan Socha Call Kar Loon, Tum Miss Kar Rahi Ho Gi! Wife: 5 Minute Pehley Jo Larai Hui Thi Wo Kya Tha? Husband:fittay Mounh! Phir Ghar Ka Number Mil G...

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Question: Why Do Men Chase Women When They Have No Intention Of Marrying? Answer: For The Same Reason Dogs Chase Cars When They Have No Intention Of Driving....

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