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1st Woman: How Was Your Date Last Night? 2nd Woman: I Had To Slap Him Six Times. 1st: Goodness. Was He That Fresh? 2nd: No, I Thought He Was Dead......

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Womens Needs There Are 4 Animal Species A Woman Needs In Her Life: Jaguar In Her Garage, Mink In Her Closet, Tiger In Her Bed, And Of Course A Donkey To Pay ...

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Secrets..make A Women..womens...

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How Are Women Like Hurricanes? They Come In Wet And Wild, And Leave With Your House And Car.

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Why Do Most Of Women Sleep In The Afternoon? So They Can Screw The Tired Man All The Night And Blame Him For Poor Performance....

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake Whole Relationships.

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T R U T H Women Always Worry About The Things That ...men Forget... Men Always Worry About The Things That Women Remember...

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Hatred Infects The Mind Love Dissolves It. You Dissolve My Mind.

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Why Does Beer Contain Female Hormones ? ... When You Drink Too Much Of It, You Cannot Say Anything Sensible Any More, You Start To Nag And You Are No Longer Abl...

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What Is The Resemblance Between A Woman And A Condom?................ They Both Fit Around Your D**k And Are Present In Your Wallet.

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Men And Women Help Each Other In Removing Clot*hes Before Se*x ... They Never .. Help In Putting Clothes Back On Each Other After Se*x.. Moral : Once U R Fuc...

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins Women Want To Go On On On? . . Think.. . . Think.. . . . Ans Is Shopping!

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A Man Wakes Up In The Morning His Wife: - Leveret, Wake Up, You Go To Work On Time. His Wife, On The Other Side Versdamasi: - Today I Fish. I Do Not Will Not Go...

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My Experience Words: Al Prety Girls Fal In Lv Wit Al Stupid Boys Bt Al Sincere Boys Fal In Lv Wit Al Stupid Grls... True Na..

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Why Have No Women Been To The Moon Yet? Coz It Doesnt Need Cleaning Yet.

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A Woman Calls Her Husband Into The Bedroom. Now Mike, I Want You To Take Off My Blouse! Good.. Now I Also Want You To Take Off My Bra. Good... Now Can You Take ...

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Thought For The Future Generation: Don't Marry Make A Woman Happy. In Fact Remain A Bachelor Make Several Women Happy.

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Golden Rules Of Axe_pink To Be Happy With Man ,love Him Little And Understand Him A Lot ........ To Be Happy With Women,love Her Lot And Do Not Try To...

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In The Night,i Hear Them Talk The Coldest Story Ever Told Somewhere Far Along This Road,h E Lost Soul.... To A Woman So Heartless, (hertless,hertless,hertless)...

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Q: Why Men Walk More And Women Talk More? A: Coz Men Have Three Legs And Women Have Four Lips!

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A Foolish Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking, But A Wise Man Tells Her That She Looks Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips Are Closed.

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Santa Asks Priest: Why Did God Make Women So Beautiful? Priest: So That You Will Love Them. Santa Thinks For A Short Time... Santa: But Why Did God Make T...

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I Love Women. I 'l O V E' The Way They Look, I ' L O V E' The Way The Smell. If I Flirt It's Bcz I Fancy Them

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Q: Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time On Improving Their Looks And Not Their Minds?? Ans: Because They Know That Men Are Stupid, But Not Blind...!!! :...

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A Guy Is Walking Past A Bus Stop And Says To A Woman Can I Smell Your Cu*t? Fu*k Off, No You Can't Smell My Cut*! The Woman Yells Back At Him, Oh He Replies, Lo...

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Yearly Once I Get This Chance Of Paying Tribute... How Am I To Waste This Chance.? So., I Thank Ur Mom For Giving Me A Lovable Friend Like U.....

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Q:why Do Women Prefer Old Gynecologists? A:they Have Shaky Hands!

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Man: So, What's Your Sign? Woman: No Entry

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Men-opause Men-strual Pain Men-tal Illness Guy-necologist His-terectomy Ever Noticed How Womens Problems Start With Men??

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Women Prefer Se*x With The Lights Off...... Because They Can't Bear To See A Man Enjoy... And.......... Man Like The Lights On..... So They Can Pronounce The ...

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How Are Women And Tornadoes Alike? They Both Moan Like H**l When They Come, And Take The House When They Leave.

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What Is The Thinnest Book In The World? What Men Know About Women...

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Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked To Describe Marriage.. She Said: Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man..!!!...

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Question: Why Do Men Chase Women When They Have No Intention Of Marrying? Answer: For The Same Reason Dogs Chase Cars When They Have No Intention Of Driving....

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U Know Y Women Starts With W Bcs All Questions Start Vth W.. Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? Finally Wife..!!...

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A Mobile Is Like Women Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service.

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All The Girls In Town Are Saying Your One Hot Lay So All I Want To Know Is.. Where Do I Take A Number?.

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A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.you R Such A Lady 2 Me

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Women Always Try To Impress Man By Wearing Beautiful Dresses! Unfortunately Men R Impressed Only Wen They R Removed !! ......

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How Are Cloths Worn By Women These Days....it Just Like Fences At The Zoo... They Are Protecting The Property Without Obstructing The View....

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